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Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 08:18

As your newly crowned Order of Socrates Leader, I promise a benevolent and peaceful reign of supremacy. At least, on the surface.

I know you are all very pleased to know that I am now in charge around here. That I, and only I, will be making the key decisions. That you are all freed from the need to think, and as long as you obey my mandates without issue or question, you will be free to live as you like! Well, as I like, really. But since I know you will all like what I like since if I like it it must be something that can be and should be liked so I don't expect much in the way of debate. Let's face it, if someone doesn't like what I like, they are probably a freak. So if you find yourself in contention with the mandates I will be posting on this thread from my mighty throne, ask yourself this: Do I want to be a freak? I am sure after you ask yourself this question, you will comply and start liking what I like. Alrighty then.

To show your appreciation of my reign as the One Supreme Being on Sleuth, this bboard's purpose is for you to list the gifts and offerings that you will lay down at my feet in order to show your loyalty! That's riiiight. It's Tribute Time!

If I like the gift you post bringing me, you will receive my Happy Smile.

If I don't like the gift you post bringing me, my people will chop off the finger on your hand of my chosing.

No pressure, though.

The other purpose of this bboard is for ME to post mandates that I believe will enhance the lives of all in my realm of Sleuth.

Alrighty then! Bring on the tribute!

YOUR BENEVOLENT EMPEROR,
AL Z




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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-4-2006 09:44

hmm u talk like the OOS runs things around here....I think that the leaders of the other various factions might have something to say about your mandates Al... ;)

R Anstett
R Anstett

Aug-4-2006 09:51

Chuckles, I think that Tinuviel might have something to say later on also to you Al Z

Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 09:55

The other factions are a figment of the Order of Socrates imagination. We knew full well that if we only presented ourselves that there would be violent rebellions that needed to be quelled. In the interest of peace and benevolence we therefore created the other factions for dissenters to join.

But you are actually doing what we want you to.

Now that I am the Supreme Being at last, I can reveal secrets like these to all of you.

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Aug-4-2006 11:23

*sacrifices crunchpatty's chimp*

lol

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Aug-4-2006 13:10

We at HH are greatly humbled by having Al in our mists. We offer you all our cases for the day...

LOL!!!!

sushi kitty
sushi kitty

Aug-4-2006 13:37

al z, i give you a choice red snapper whom i caught and brain-fried to death with my mobile.

but beware, i may very well usurp you ; )

Brishu Orton
Brishu Orton
Well-Connected

Aug-4-2006 14:27

I offer one sacrified bloundhound that has been bludgeoned to death by your beloved OoS pendant...

MWAH HAHA

Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 14:27

Let's see the offerings so far.

AH HAH. Crunchpatty's Chimp...whom he lured into his van...what fun. I now have a dancing chimp in a sailor suit! Well done Nikki. Smiley Face for youuuuu.

All the cases!! That would mean I'd have to do 100 more cases. That's a lot of work, even for a Supreme Being. I don't like this gift!! But I have decided that instead of cutting off one of Andrea's fingers...instead the punishment will be...she must bake...57 pies...all different....in a 57 hour period. And then spread the pies around the kingdom of Sleuth for all my subjects to enjoy. Righty Right. Get to Baking, you!

ooh Cellular Brain Zapped Red Snapper. A fine lunch that will be! Smiley Face to you Sushi Kitty!! Of course, I notice you didn't offer up any actual sushi to go with it. Hoarding the sushi are you? BAH, I say.


Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 14:34

Brishu, do not threaten the life of poor Doctor Snurfles ever again! Ms. Jane spent good hard dough on Doctor Snurfles and his +6 Smart rating is the only chance you have, frankly, of solving your cases. You are mostly in the agency...because you are cute.

And as for my beloved pendant...it was accidentally sold last night by Ms. Jane. You are obviously waving around the duplicate I made this morning out of noodles to fondly remember it. So leave my Noodle alone, you!

Doctor Snurfles, for Brishu's faulty, misguided attempt to sacrifice you in the name of the Supreme One -- that would be me -- I hereby declare that Brishu will be in charge of your bubble baths, which Brishu will ensure that Doctor Snurfles will receive every day after being forced to sniff around nasty crime sites.

Oh yes we must cuddle Doctor Snurfles the lovable Hitchhiker's NY bloodhound. We must...we must...WILL YOU STOP LICKING ME DOCTOR SNURFLES!!!!

Alrighty then!

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Aug-4-2006 14:37

Talk about role playing game...

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