*experiences some loud ringing in the ears*
Could someone be talking about me? I better see what's up.
Oh! Well, let me set the record straight, Larry is not related to me whatsoever. He was married to my cousin's husband's sister's husband's father's ex-finace's brother's friend. She eventually died and he's been bitter ever since. At least that's what I heard.
And the only reason I know that is because my cousin's husband's sister is a big gossip. We try not to talk about that side of the family.
*heads over to Sami's Greek Restaurant for a chocolate shake since giving up the hooch*