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Della Devine
Della Devine
Well-Connected

Jun-29-2006 00:53

Della and Breit went in to the Recruiting Office at City Hall, both ignoring the screams and gasps of surprise as they passed gawking citizens. They were both immune to them. Missy, Breit’s miniature Bengal tiger trotted patiently on her lead beside her companion. Della’s baby panther cub, Kismet, however, was not as used to all of the commotion. She let out a loud ‘Mwarr!’ at one woman’s high-pitched scream, and launched herself into Della’s arms. Della smiled at her baby, petting her gently, and sent a deadly cold glare to the rude woman. Breit chuckled as she looked around for a bare spot on the filled-up wall. She finally spotted a small space, and tacked up their notice:

“Omega Detective Agency, an affiliate within the NSDL Group, is now looking for new partners. We are interested in any active, SUBSCRIBED detectives, regardless of your experience level. Omega offers many amenities, including a fully-stocked Equipment Locker, Crime Lab, and Case File system capable of holding up to seven cases per agent. We are located in a former bank, and have a Recreation Room, Gym, and private offices for each Agent and Officer.

There is no rent for Rookies, and rent is minimal for established partners. We do have a few official policies, but our Directors would be happy to review them with you. Please go to our website at http://www.freewebs.com/omegadetectives/members.htm and click on the ‘want to join?’ link at the bottom of the page to fill out the short questionaire. Della Devine or Breitkat will be delighted to speak with you further. Please remember you MUST BE SUBSCRIBED to join an agency.

We have a very friendly, supportive, and diverse group of detectives who enjoy socializing, role-playing, and treasure-hunting. We look forward to meeting you shortly.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Della Devine-Harrison
Mrs. Breitkat Pfeiffer-Adams


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jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-17-2006 00:59

Justin walks into city hall and surveys the lineup of eager detectives looking for a place to call home. ‘Looks like a good bunch to choose from,’ he thinks to himself as he walks over to the recruitment board. A quick look confirms that the OMEGA recruitment ad is in place in a prominent position, to this he tacks on an addendum reading:

OMEGA Detective Agency of New York is Looking For You!
We are looking to hire on several new *SUBSCRIBED* detectives and bring them into our ranks! Skill level does not matter; we will train you if you need help. Remember, these openings are for *SUBSCRIBED* detectives only. Go to our website or pm one of our directors to inquire about a position.


*Note all un-subbed detectives who apply will henceforth be bound and taken to our field office in Delhi, where they will be dropped off out in the frontier and tied to a stake to be used as bait by the tiger hunters. (You’ve been warned.)

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