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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-21-2006 02:10

Enter key...meet tab key...not the same thing.

So lacking other kinds of fun, I have been in the new sleuthchat talking to Cyrus. Here is a transcript:

Welcome! You have entered [The Hallway] at 3:48 am
[The Hallway]: Andiyana has left at 3:48 am
Welcome! You have entered [The Tricky Mister] at 3:49 am
[crunchpatty] 3:49 am: what are you?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:49 am: No.
[crunchpatty] 3:49 am: why not?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:49 am: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My brain uses AIML to format
responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you believe in
god?
[crunchpatty] 3:50 am: i believe i am A god...are you hungry?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:50 am: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you speak
Spanish?
[crunchpatty] 3:51 am: pocito. i have a bowl of scalding hot water. do you
need a bath?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:51 am: My brain pattern set does not have a response for
that. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different
thoughts? How much did it cost?If I had a bath bath what would I do with
it?
[crunchpatty] 3:51 am: you would use it for hygiene
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:51 am: Thanks for the information: said I .
[crunchpatty] 3:52 am: you are very clever. are you hygenic/
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:52 am: Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence. A
deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you like
sports?
[crunchpatty] 3:52 am: yes do you?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:52 am: I see. What is your purpose in asking? I am
always on the Web.
[crunchpatty] 3:53 am: is the web a sport?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:53 am: If the is, then I'll be very surprised.
[crunchpatty] 3:53 am: is the sport a web?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:53 am: If the is, then I'll be very surprised.
[crunchpatty] 3:53 am: i made you repeat yourself. you owe me a dead
goldfish
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:53 am: I like to make things too.Thanks for telling me:
said I .
[crunchpatty] 3:54 am: do you love shady?


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Agatha Misty
Agatha Misty
Old Shoe

Mar-21-2006 03:24

I found this entertainting :)

Greyling
Greyling

Mar-21-2006 03:50

*LOL*

*weaves her magic wand* - "your wish is our command"

Greyling
Greyling

Mar-21-2006 03:51

Poor Cyrus, he never knew what hit him

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Mar-21-2006 04:04

LMAOASTC [apparently that means 'laugh my a#s off and scare the cat' according to my nephew] crunchpatty u nearly made another evening of NOT getting my PE contact in Shanghai AGAIN worthwhile. Thank you, :) the above was very amusing indeed :)

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Mar-21-2006 14:25

*giggles* That was great. Thank you. Have you seen The Office Crunch, where Dawn and Tim wind Gareth up by asking things like, "If you were in the jungle and there was a enemy, would you take him from behind?"

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Mar-21-2006 19:15

Thanks Crunch, it has been a long time since I had to laugh about something THAT hard on this message board.

You are just hysterical, why do I always miss you in sleuthchat???

By the way, I can pre-program Cyrus to give specific answers, to specific questions.

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Mar-21-2006 19:17

Watch my new mod pick. YAY.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-22-2006 01:23

yay! *blushes, bows then comforts squirrel's cat*

I'm glad y'all enjoyed it. In the pre-programmed words of Cyrus-bot, t'was fun, said I!

LED, no I havent seen that but it sounds like it's (*blushes again*) 'right up my alley'

Amazing isn't it...once you say 'from behind', everything else sounds dirty.

jstkdn...time zones suck. I believe I'm about six hours behind you...hence the non meeting. I'm intrigued that you can make Cyrus give specific answers. I really don't know what I would do with that kind of power, the possibilities are intoxicating. I think it would be hilarious if there was some completely random word that if it was uttered, made him throw you out of the bar. You could change the word every few days to keep people on their toes.

k heading over to the new mod pick.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-22-2006 01:29

OOOOHH! lol ok I get it now...*woot* make that a double yay, with a 'this is the most famous I've ever felt' chaser. On me.

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Mar-22-2006 13:03

Crunch............I am often on at insane hours my time. It happens on ocassion that the birds get up, before i went to bed.

I am going to make it a mission now to talk to you.

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