Mary Russell Holmes
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Aug-5-2004 01:45
Our ambitious firm is looking to expand and we need some detectives to help us fill up all the echoing space in our massive new HQ. Must have moxy, "flexible" ethics, a cool outfit, and own transportation. Please do not apply if you are, like everyone else in this town, drunk, insane, or dead. Post your contacts if interested.
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Mary Russell Holmes
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Aug-5-2004 03:15
That should have been HELP. You can HELP us, not... whatever that was in the subject line. Oh, and to celebrate your new arrival and clean out our equipment locker, we may just shower you with fabulous prizes.
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