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Jan-8-2006 05:38

City News 5c

Jan-8-2006 Continued from Page One

Kidnapped Reported Saved- by Terrance Zorn

I, like many others, can only thank God that Mokita had it’s best agents on the case.

269 Mokita Blvd., a relatively new agency in a long list of agencies, has been slowly gaining fame since it started in November of last year, or is that infamy? Whatever the case, this is one agency that knows and can handle the truth.

On its two month anniversary, Mokita will not only be celebrating the climb of its standing on the High Scores Board but its hard earned win of seven trophies.
A fact, this reporter has heard from a dark little bird that has caused a Director from another well known Shanghai Agency to call Mokita his “favourite rival”.

Already known for their generosity to other agencies, this is also an agency where "Everyone has fun. Everyone looks out for each other and helps in any way possible. It’s the best Agency I’ve been in” as one Director pointed out.

The latest addition to Mokita, who has quickly gained confidence, experience and a better dress sense has been overheard as describing Mokita as "incredible," and being "overwhelmed at how helpful everyone's been," a sentiment shared by everyone who has been fortunate to be associated with Mokita. This reporter was exceptionally fortunate.

And while their agency continues to climb on the agency boards, it's not uncommon to find their names on the weekly high score boards or the other high score boards either.
It will be a sad loss to the better citizens of Shanghai when 269 Mokita Blvd. leaves. A happy one, perhaps, for those which commit heinous crimes.

-For related articles. See 269 Mokita Blvd.'s recruiting noitce in the Employment Pages.-

Jan-10-2006 07:46

He shook his head, it was true that Investigative Reporters were harder to kill than cockroaches after all.

Then he glanced through the classifieds. Snorted, if he saw one more set of Art Deco Clogs he might start a dance company.

That money lost at lucy's could have gone to a greedy Barber for much better results he thought.

Finally his eye lit upon the recruitment section. Ahhh, that was interesting. Another new group in town. London was attracting lots of attention these days. He took it as a good sign, friendly competition was good for the soul and the digestive system.

Mokita had a good rep, he was sure they would do a lot of fun things. He was sure they would find some like minded people to join them.

He folded the paper over and slipped it into the trash can. Took out a bottle of bubbly and whistled for Bubbles, come on girl let's go welcome the new kids on the block.

Jan-10-2006 22:52

lol!

Jan-12-2006 08:26

City News 5c

Jan-12-2006 -Special Report by Investigative Reporter Terrance Zorn

Rasputin? Alive and well in Sleuthtown?

Rasputin.
Born on January 10, 1869, this ‘Holy Man’ was rumoured to have mystical powers. Research from the Town Hall suggest that “drunkenness, stealing and womanizing were activities particularly enjoyed by the dissolute young man” and this reporter has heard rumours that the Shady Character lurking at Tricky’s may be more than what he appears.
And perhaps, this explains why the good residents of Sleuth seem once again to be plagued by the mysterious “Rasputin’s Egg”.
Rumours abound as one Director from a famed London Agency explains that “There is a myth that the Rasputin’s egg has a secret power.”
One agent, now MIA, believes that the egg may hatch into a Zoot Suit or an Asian Speaking Dog when left in the equipment locker.
Other agents have come up with quirky recipe ideas.
The Rasputin Cheese Omlette seems to be a favourite, but perhaps, going with the “mystical” theme, this is only good for Geminis while a Taurus should fix the Rasputin Omlette with ham. Meanwhile Leo’s and Pisces should just scramble their Eggs.
There may be a need for a special Rasputin Egg Cracker though, as their shells are tough. There is always the option of leaving them in the locker to “ripen up” before throwing them at a clammed suspect.
Whatever the case may be, these pretty little eggs sell for a good price.

Jan-12-2006 Employment

269 Mokita Blvd.

A new agency with experienced players and a fashionably equipped wardrobe have an opening for an apprentice. On job training with financial awards.

Please send your "CV" by PM to one of the Directors.

Jan-12-2006 16:11

*After a long day, Lady Emerald Devon sits down to read the newspaper. "Hmm," she thinks, "I wonder if I paid the bill from Terrance....
...Hope we get some great agents soon."*

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Jan-16-2006 05:35

City News 5c

Jan-15-2006 International News

Hairy Situation in Shanghai
-Roiters

Police were called to The Ritz Bar in Shanghai where 269 Mokita Blvd. and other townsfolk were celebrating after the find of The Legendary Tome of Ghengis Kahn.
An anonymous call was made regarding too much noise. However, on arrival to the to the scene they were met by the Bartender on Duty -Zheng Wu wishing to report an attempted break-in.
Police analysed a hair and a thread and traced them back to a certain barber and silkmaker in Shanghai whom had not been invited to the party.
The two suspects broke down and confessed that they had not only laid a fake complaint but had tried to gatecrash the party.

-For related articles. See 269 Mokita Blvd.'s recruiting noitce in the Employment Pages.-

May-2-2006 11:58

City News 5c

May-02-2006 Employment Pages- Detectives wanted

----------------------------- 269 Mokita Blvd. ------------------------------------

Are you all SWEET AND easy on the SOUR ? Do you have EGG on your face or ROLL with the punches? Why not find out your FORTUNE with the crazy COOKIES at Mokita? And do you love CHINESE?

Because that's where we are and we want you. ( Maybe.)

(*INSERT PINK FLASHING NEON LIGHT*)

Are you subbed?

Are you a dedicated Sleuth-er who can and will play cases everyday?

Do you want a supportive agency that will help you work on finding you contacts and help gain you experience while dressing you sharply?

Do you want your name in lights on the High Score boards like most of Mokita's illustrious agents?

Do you like getting your hair cut and love the smell of shampoo?

If you answered. "Yes!", "That's me!" or "Hai!" don't hestitate to call.
(Or respond to this notice).

269 Mokita Blvd loves Chinese and we love you too. (Maybe.)

May-2-2006 15:31

(Fortune cookie reads: "Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in? ")

May-2-2006 16:04

(Breit reads back side of fortune cookie slip as Missy chomps on cookie):

Not really, no. Have a nice day! :-)

(Thinks maybe she should start switching to Italian take-out instead. These new-fangled fortunes are getting just way too weird for her...)

May-3-2006 04:53

*Lady Emerald Devon sat down for a second and read Zorn's article and started laughing.
She wondered who paid for the shippment of Fortune Cookies he scattered around New York. She never really got Fortune Cookies either, much preferred the jokes in Christmas Crackers.
She then picked up the phone to call Terrance, wondering why the advertisement wasn't run again like it was supposed to be.*