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Sep-5-2026 10:56

From: Vampiric Smile
To: Cro Magnon
Sent: Sep 4, 2026 - 06:59

Cro Magnon !
The bad news …
Ι have been told of the dirt you left on the boards . ! You crawled out of the mud, learned to strike flint, and not only put dirt on walls of your dark hole … but also on the message board!
The good news …
Stop sweating in fear ! Your raw panic full of soil taste blood will never attract a superior predator . You are protected by dirk and your wet fur smell


Just in case I put him on ignore. Do your also receive bizarre PM's? Please share.

Sep-6-2026 21:26

Dear Cro Magnon,While reviewing older messages, I noticed that in a thread titled "Necromancy," you unprovokedly attacked and insulted my director. You called him a "sucker" for no apparent reason. Had you used the term "bloodsucker," it could have been interpreted as role-playing, but "sucker" was a personal insult.I have informed him of this. From what I can see, he responded to you with an extremely clever, role-playing message.Thank you for sharing it with us.

Sep-6-2026 23:13

Dear Magnon,I would like to inform you that calling the message "psychobabble" is yet another insult from your side. I know my father and I am certain that you are the only one who has ever received such a message, as the other players are polite and do not resort to insults.By the way, could you please clarify whether you choose to ignore immediately, or if you respond first before ignoring ? If you did the latter, could you also please share what your response was? Thanks in advance.

Sep-7-2026 01:24

Certainly. I questioned the mental capacity of your dear leader but that was more based on the rather incoherent nature of the message that seems more like rambling to be honest. Even at this point I still struggle to make sense of it.

So wow, this is a prolonged reaction to a post I made months ago? Seems like master has a memory like that of an elephant. My apologies if that hurt master Smile's feelings. Although at the time I found it cavalier that Master Smile simply assumed that I would feel charmed to accept his offer to simply abandon my agency. That was a bit presumptuous on his behalf.

In all honesty I still try to figure out if this is Master Smile being earnest and expressing a grief that keeps lingering and festering or is this a form of larping as to enhance Master Smile's Sleuth experience.

Sep-7-2026 02:52

• VS was obviously unaware of your response until Agarthia informed him three days ago, Magnon; otherwise, he would have responded immediately
• The invitation was intended for Badass, not you. Regardless, we now have proof that you are one and the same person. We will bear that in mind
• There is truly nothing complicated about the message… It is precisely what an Ancient Vampire would say to a Paleolithic Cro-Magnon. He describes the environment and ways of a Cro-Magnon perfectly
• Finally IRL, VS is a biologist (hence his deep understanding of Darwinian evolution) and a consultant hematologist (which explains his interest in vampire lore and also his proximity to blood banks). Furthermore, he serves as the director of a major hospital, meaning his sanity is guaranteed—perhaps in stark contrast to others.
• I am giving this reply, which will be my last, only because when I asked VS to respond, he told me he has no interest in participating in drama queen theater.
You may expect many bumps

Sep-7-2026 04:59

S it does seems to be larping then. Well as his daughter it would make sense that you would be able to creep into the mind of your dad. Although I'm not entirely convinced that all of you may not be aspects of the mind of Master Smile.

Who incidentally bothered me recently by expressing his disappointment that I wasn't as bothered by the lag as you lot were while storing your cases. And seemed to suggest I wasn't sincere about this. To which end I have no clue as it shouldn't matter much to him whether I was bothered by it or not as it wouldn't help him much further.

Yes, what a great reveal. I have an alt. This may come as a surprise for your troupe but for the ones I interacted with here not so much. So I'm afraid you won't have much of a scoop here Smile jr.

And by all means keep bumping this up. Your role playing promises to be a of a fascinating sort.

Sep-8-2026 05:05

Unbelievable! Absolutely unbelievable!
As an avid reader, I was browsing through some older messages only to discover that VS was one of the very few individuals (only three others did) who actually wished Badass a happy anniversary on his dedicated post.
This polite gesture was repaid with continuous insults from Badass. When you combine that with this "Ken and Karen" style post, alongside his public charade of pretending that Cro-Magnon and Badass are two different people who just happen to support each other, a very revealing profile emerges.

Sep-8-2026 05:18

Hi Smiley, are we still hurting over this? Did we not treat your ego well with the accolades that an illustrious ego like you deserve?

It's a cruel world out there isn't? But I thought you said in the post of your alt and I quote "I am giving this reply, which will be my last, only because when I asked VS to respond, he told me he has no interest in participating in drama queen theater."

Hence my surprise to see that your vampireness decided to keep indulging in this exchange. I mean surely as the CEO of a large hospital with a blood bank his lordness has to attend to matters of a more urgent nature?

Sep-8-2026 06:18

I have to remind you that this is your post; you opened it and wished for it to remain open forever and ever.
Everyone should learn from your actions because the way you behaved with VS might happen again in the future with other players.
VD was speaking only for herself and provided information regarding VS's opinion, but that does not in any way extend to me.
Furthermore, asking VS to interfere and tell us to stop clearly reveals another side of your character. VS has an extremely liberal personality, and all of us in the Crypt are completely independent. This is rule number ONE in our Ethics and Morals . Ask and you'll be informed

Sep-8-2026 11:44

Respectfully but what the hell are you even going on about?

Sep-12-2026 21:34

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