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				Lady Ruby Caplan 
 Well-Connected | 
                Oct-1-2006 08:34
                
                
 Pick the month you were born:
 
 January--I kicked
 February--I loved
 March--I smoked
 April--I dry humped
 May--I choked on
 June--I murdered
 July--I did the Macarena with
 August--I had lunch with
 September--I danced with
 October--I sang to
 November--I yelled at
 December--I ran over
 
 Pick the day (number) you were born on:
 1-------a birdbath
 2-------a monster
 3-------a phone
 4-------a fork
 5-------a Mexican
 6-------a gangster
 7-------my cell phone
 8-------my dog
 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
 10-------my neighbour
 11-------my science teacher
 12-------a banana
 13-------a fireman
 14-------a stuffed animal
 15-------a goat
 16-------a pickle
 17-------your mom
 18-------a spoon
 19-------myself
 20-------a baseball bat
 21-------a ninja
 22-------Chuck Norris
 23-------a noodle
 24-------a squirrel
 25-------a football player
 26-------my sister
 27-------my brother
 28-------an ipod
 29-------a permanent marker
 30-------a llama
 31-------a homeless guy
 
 Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
 White----------because I'm cool like that.
 Black-----------because that's how I roll.
 Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
 Red------------because the voices told me to.
 Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
 Green---------because I hate myself.
 Purple---------because I'm cool.
 Gray----------because I was drunk.
 Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
 Orange -------because I hate my family.
 Brown--------because I was high.
 Other-------because I'm a ninja.
 None--------because I can't control myself.
 
 Post the sentence.
 
 
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							Mitstux 
 Well-Connected | 
                            Jul-11-2008 13:18
 I did the Macarena with a monster because that's how I roll.
 
 ....
 
 I think I won't do any comments...
 
 
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							Razamatazz 
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                            Jul-12-2008 11:35
 Was it the monster I ran over?
 
 
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							Ashley Rimmer 
 Narrator | 
                            Jul-12-2008 18:29
 I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm cool like that.
 
 
 
 
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							Sophie4 
 Gopher to the Sleuth Gods | 
                            Jul-12-2008 23:01
 I murdered a baseball bat...as I said before.
 Whats my birthdate....sleuths?
 
 
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							ApolloWright 
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                            Aug-13-2008 13:04
 I yelled at a spoon because that's how I roll
 
 
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							BKP 
 Con Artist | 
                            Aug-13-2008 13:23
 I smoked a goat because I'm a ninja.
 
 
 
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							proffeser pisspot 
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                            Aug-14-2008 14:07
 I do the macerana with a banana because i'm sexy and i do what I want
 
 
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							topkebab 
 Lucky Stiff | 
                            Aug-21-2008 08:55
 Today I smoked a llama cos I'm cool like that.
 
 *puts on shades and lounges effortlessly*
 
 
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							Clint Forthwright 
 Old Shoe | 
                            Jun-30-2009 14:39
 I murdered myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
 
 
 
 
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							Sir William Weine 
 Lucky Stiff | 
                            Jul-2-2009 10:21
 I sang to a football player because that's how I roll.
 
 
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