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Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

Jul-6-2007 23:15

I choked on a birdbath because I'm a ninja!

Jul-14-2007 12:24

I choked on a monster because I was drunk

Jul-15-2007 14:14

I yelled at a birdbath because the voices told me to.

Yeah....I guess that would explain it. :P

Jul-15-2007 14:19

I murdered a baseball bat because that's how I roll.

Jun-4-2008 05:09

I smoked a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want ;)
Yeah baby!

Jun-4-2008 10:40

i loved an ipod because i was high!

story of my life...

Jun-4-2008 11:17

I murdered a football player because the voices told me to.

hmm... I can see that happening at some point in time... Hopefully, it doesn't.

Jun-5-2008 14:25

I murdered a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.



Wish it had been a hockey stick instead...I hate those things!! But I like bats of all types.

Jun-5-2008 16:14

I loved a fireman because someone offered me a million dollars.

Heck yeah!!!

Jun-5-2008 17:29

I danced with a pickle because I hate myself.

lil, you killed Brady?