Sleuth Home - Detective Banana John

Officer - The Firm

Title:
Well-Connected
Experience:
1204080
Archetype:
Tough and Smart
Age:
244 days
Gender:
male
Sleuth Theme:
The Order of Socrates
Last Login:
May-9-2021
Account Status:
Active
Subscription Status:
Subscribed
 
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Equipment

Bulls Head Pipe Ma Jong Set Hardboiled White Zoot Jacket Black Dress Shoes

Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 6
  • Overdue Books Returned: 6
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 0
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 0
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

The Banana
The banana is an inside joke
from God
It is His calling card
And you can call home
if you would hold it to your ear
and speak directly to Him
Just kidding
Bananas are for the belly

He would have used perforated edges
but naysayers would be in an uproar
"How could your God think us so stupid!"
For they always imagine
that God reflects their own stupidity
And the atheist too
would have a fit
and a slew
of jokes about how the real evidence of God
has banana split

But just like little children know
mother puts the best food in the lunchbox
Humble believers can tell you
good loving means good grubbing
on the inside of the banana peel
And that's real

Politics

Order o Socrates:  Fair(8)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Poor(-2)
Cosa Nostra:  Poor(-7)
Eastern Triads:  Good(16)
Circle of Light:  Poor(-1)
Green Hand:  Poor(-2)
The Tea Steepers:  Bad(-25)
Shangri La Tigers:  Good(25)

Contacts

Waitress (New York)
Shoe Maker (New York)
Podiatrist (London)
Concierge (London)
Stage Manager (Shanghai)
Calligraphist (Shanghai)
Missionary (Delhi)
Podiatrist (Delhi)

Arch Villains

Charming Lourdes Holtzer
Captured

Emir Ladislav von Schneider
Captured

Ladislav "the Loon" von Schneider
Captured

Books Collected

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Art of War
Sun Tzu

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