Sleuth Home - Detective Banana John

Title:		Old Shoe
Experience:		2669590
Archetype:		Tough and Smart
Age:		1328 days
Gender:		male
Sleuth Theme:		The Order of Socrates
Last Login:		Oct-31-2023
Account Status:		Inactive
Subscription Status:		Unsubscribed
Community:		Post History

Equipment

Completed Missions

• Packages Delivered: 18
• Overdue Books Returned: 24
• Nemeses Captured: 0
• Secret Plans Revealed: 0
• Artifacts Unearthed: 0
• Journal Pages Found: 0
• Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

The Banana
The banana is an inside joke
from God
It is His calling card
And you can call home
if you would hold it to your ear
and speak directly to Him
Just kidding
Bananas are for the belly

He would have used perforated edges
but naysayers would be in an uproar
"How could your God think us so stupid!"
For they always imagine
that God reflects their own stupidity
And the atheist too
would have a fit
and a slew
of jokes about how the real evidence of God
has banana split

But just like little children know
mother puts the best food in the lunchbox
Humble believers can tell you
good loving means good grubbing
on the inside of the banana peel
And that's real

Politics

Contacts

Waitress (New York)
Shoe Maker (New York)
Podiatrist (London)
Concierge (London)
Stage Manager (Shanghai)
Calligraphist (Shanghai)
Missionary (Delhi)
Podiatrist (Delhi)
Imam (Cairo)
Rug Merchant (Cairo)

Arch Villains

Electra "Lazy Eyes" Boynton
Captured

Morwenna "the Accountant" Boynton
Captured

Charming Lourdes Holtzer
Captured

Emir Ladislav von Schneider
Captured

Ladislav "the Loon" von Schneider
Captured

Books Collected

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Art of War
Sun Tzu