Sleuth Home - Detective Ophelia Jones

Director - The Guild Of Nine

Title:		Battered Shoe
Experience:		10660100
Archetype:		Very Charming
Age:		7251 days
Gender:		female
Background:		Retired Lawyer
Sleuth Theme:		The Eastern Triads
Last Login:		Sep-30-2024
Account Status:		Inactive
Subscription Status:		Unsubscribed
Community:		Post History

Equipment

Completed Missions

• Packages Delivered: 74
• Overdue Books Returned: 92
• Nemeses Captured: 1
• Secret Plans Revealed: 4
• Artifacts Unearthed: 20
• Journal Pages Found: 0
• Brass Rings Won: 36

Detective Biography

Ophelia was a bride of God
A novice Carmelite
In sister cells
The cloister bells tolled on her wedding night

Ophelia was the rebel girl
A blue stocking suffragette
Who remedied society between her cigarettes

And Ophelia was the sweetheart
To a nation overnight
Curvaceous thighs
Vivacious eyes
Love was at first sight
Love was at first sight

Ophelia was a demigoddess in pre-war Babylon
So statuesque a silhouette in black satin evening gowns

Ophelia was the mistress
To a Vegas gambling man
Signora Ophelia Maraschina
Mafia courtesan

Ophelia was the circus queen
The female cannonball
Projected through five flaming hoops
To wild and shocked applause
To wild and shocked applause

Ophelia was a tempest cyclone
A goddamn hurricane
Your common sense, your best defense
Lay wasted and in vain

For Ophelia'd know your every woe
And every pain you'd ever had
She'd sympathize and dry your eyes
And help you to forget
Help you to forget
And help you to forget

Ophelia's mind went wandering
You'd wonder where she'd gone
Through secret doors down corridors
She wanders them alone
All alone

~Natalie Merchant~ Ophelia

The era, the name, the song, the artist all intrigue me and speak my very breath. Is it true old souls find their way back home? It's not for me to know.....
O.J.

Politics

Contacts

Bartender (New York)
Barber (New York)
Barber (London)
Curator (London)
Calligraphist (Shanghai)
Waitress (Shanghai)
Barber (Delhi)
Missionary (Delhi)
Shoemaker (Cairo)
Baker (Cairo)
Pianist (Sleuthetania)

Arch Villains

Prefect Cruella Buranek
Active (Delhi)

Soldier Ludmilla Drake
Captured

Elvira "the Loon" Belphegore
Captured

Olek "the Scorpion" St. John
Captured

Prefect Mirjeta Satterwaite
Captured

Dame Shu Fang Azarola
Captured

Dragutan "the Jaguar" Le Clerc
Captured

Achan "Two Thumbs" von Schneider
Captured

Soldier Perry Borogrove
Captured

Shu Fang "the Mole" von Schneider
Captured

Olek "Whip Hand" Blood
Captured

Caesar "Snake Eyes" Jaeger
Captured

Erasmus "the Pistol" Devlin
Captured

Trickster Gustav Xu
Captured

Count Antonin Cain
Captured

Marquis Antonin Rowe
Captured

Olaf "Knuckles" Thorn
Captured

Count Odysseus Frost
Captured

Herr Severus Aryaman
Captured

Don Achan Adler
Captured

Trickster Faakhir Wanstrath
Captured

Admiral Medea Suchet
Captured

Marchioness Madonna Malatesta
Captured

Soldier Wanjala Chandler
Captured

Captain Martina Dimitrijevic
Captured

Ivy "Blackguard" Severn
Captured

Joaquim "the Silencer" Simonides
Captured

Caesar "Degenerate" Kowalski
Captured

Vincent "the Mole" Metzger
Captured

Odysseus "Government-Rejected" Wanstrath
Captured

Olek "the Viper" Azarola
Captured

Bandita Madonna Dupin
Captured

Alaczar "the Tempest" Zhou
Captured

Nero "the Centipede" Xu
Captured

Jack "the Worm" Rowe
Captured

Lady Anastasia Belphegore
Captured

Arkady "Savage Soul" Frost
Captured

Emir Gorka Moriarty
Captured

Ursula "Sirocco" von Dreyst
Captured

Shu Fang "Two Thumbs" Drake
Captured

Zoltan "the Giant" Wanstrath
Captured

Gustav "Sirocco" Hruby
Captured

Sadie "the Mole" Grimm
Captured

Caesar "the Lizard" Glock
Captured

Karl "Lazy Eyes" Stone
Captured

Esmeralda "the Lizard" Severn
Captured

Lord Omar von Schneider
Captured

Gilda "Matchstick" Dimitrijevic
Captured

Professor Drusilla Boucher
Captured

Sir Luther Dvorkin
Captured

Baron Jack Dark
Captured

Gustav "the Squeak" Severn
Captured

Elvira "the Pistol" Dvorkin
Captured

Clytemnestra "the Scorpion" von Wrath
Failed

Mordred "the Viper" Boucher
Failed

Judge Mordred Corleone
Failed

Lizzie "Dull Blade" Simonides
Failed

Bandita Ivy Metzger
Failed

Colonel Tatiana Dvorkin
Failed

Abdul "the Lizard" von Dreyst
Failed

Books Collected

Secret Adversary
Agatha Christie

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

Moving Foxes
Sleuth Admin and Yeti Face

The Art of War
Sun Tzu

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta

50 Words or Less Contest
Various Authors

The Moonstone
Wilkie Collins