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Sleuth Home - Detective Slinky McVelvet
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Detective BiographyI was raised in the far flung reaches of the amazon as a child, the only survivor of a bizarre rubber band/ballistics travel agent programme. Quickly developed common sense skills and observation/ life skills in some of the harshest terrain on GOD's green earth. At the age of 21, I logically deducted that the remote Amazon jungle was not the place to make a living as an astronaut or a bus driver, and thus headed out to the nearest city equipped only with a compass and a pen knife. 3 years later I found myself roaming the jungles of the Amazon with a blunt pen knife and a compass that was permanently stuck on South East. Rescued by travelling Anthropologists and brought to the USA where I learned law, anthropology, english literature, psychology, and the concept of 'clothes'. Earned my Private Investigators' diploma whilst in jail for indecent exposure, and have been putting the bad guys (and girls) behind bars ever since. Got a case you're strugling with? Need a set of footprints or fingerprints that can't be traced back to you? Need an alternative 'quirky voice' to do your dirty work down the phone? Contact Slinky McVelvet at: beardofaaron@hotmail.com |
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