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Detective Biography

Apr 19, 2010

So I see dat da Little Runt has gotten youse all in the Prince's bad books. Now dere's a man who don't like to be made to look like no fool.

Me, I'm thinkin the Prince shoulda hired some professionals from the get go, not left it to youse bunch of low lifes who is, in my books, only one very small step above the Villains you is chasin'.

I read in some fortune cookie “Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up."

Still I think after youse has failed so miserably tryin' to find this Malatesta fellow, that maybe stayin down aint such a bad thing after all.

Stick to Shady's motto:

"If at first youse don't succeed, give up, no use bein' a damn fool twice."


Apr 12, 2010 - 18:00

Firstly, let me summon up some goodwill from down near my bootstraps to congratulates Sal Iva for bein' da premiere hunter-type out dere at da moment.

But now I hear dat youse is all let one of dem low-lifes escape? Maybe youse should put Sal on da job, since he seems to be da only one ups to it.

Then again, another one of dem dead greeks, Herodotus, said: “Death is a delightful hiding place for weary men.”

So maybe you is all lookin for a ghost...


Apr 4, 2010

Whilst Shady aint big into the religious festivities he came across this quote by Clarence W. Hall who said

"Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there."

And whilst I don't doubt this fellas grasp on da finer intricacies of da Easter message and da like, I would have to say dat when it comes to hidin' d'truth I am something of da officianado, and lets me tell youse, when push comes to shove, 20 feet of quick set concrete can just about make anything stay put that youse want to.

My respect to youse and yours on whatever holday it is dat youse is keepin,


Mar 22, 2010

I was contemplatin' d'other day, as I hung some schlep out da window, if dis job was really for me. I mean, da shakedown is a good racket and all, and I got me a pretty penny, but what's it all about. Admittedly it's hard to think clearly on da meanin' of life when you got some weasel begging for mercy and da like, but den it struck me dat maybe dat was da answer. That limey Byron wrote:

"The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain."

I realsied that maybe da shakedown had it's place in da greater scheme of things, after all, and dat da schlep I was hangin onto by his shoelaces hadn't really experienced life until I had given him a reason to ponder his existence.

It was a consolin' thought. I mean, who knew I was performin' a public service!



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