jstkdn
Well-Connected
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Dec-14-2005 02:38
Incredibly hard favour called:
The Case where Santa got killed
Motive: forget 2 birthdays in a row.
Suspects:
- Client: Saint Nick, best friend
- Ronald McDonald, loan shark
- Chucky cheese, loan shark
- Condaleca Rice, laon shark
- Giant Armadillo, loan shark
- Terrence Zorn, loan shark
- Michael Jackson, alledgedly likes to accompany santa a lot.
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Colonel Shanty
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Dec-16-2005 12:05
Frosty - Santa melted him, and he wants revenge.
Tooth Fairy - just tired of Santa.
Rudolph - Santa got coal all over his nose.
The Other Reindeer (Dash, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen) - Santa whipped them all too hard, and now they have sore backs.
Bad Santa (the evil twin) - being evil is motive enough.
Colonel Sanders - Santa accidentally ate one of his fingers (hey, they are "finger lickin' good!")
General Mills Cereal Company Boss - got sued by Santa after he choked on a Cheerio.
Add them to St. Nick, Ronald McDonald, Chucky Cheese, Condaleca Rice, Giant Armadillo, Terrance Zorn, Michael Jackson, Mrs. Claus, the Elves, the Easter Bunny, and Chelsea Bando, and there you have it. A complete list of suspects.
Now, I wonder who the killer is... ;)
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