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Most annoying female singer of all times....
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jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

May-21-2005 06:10

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-8-2006 00:40

Ugh, don't be like that! Come on Nik. Don't even try to play all shy and stuff. Sing like no-one's listening. Sing like an orphaned kitten at the front door of the world's first fish-based perfumery. Imagine Sleuth is a tiny shower stall and let 'er rip. I hear nice things about your rendition of "Closer to Fine" :)

I'm gonna just throw Mariah into the mix and see what nifty prescription drugs rattle out...

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-14-2006 03:17

ugh so my brother uses my computer for his ipod stuff...

what do I come across but the entire lifetime works of Ashlee Simpson.

You can fix your nose, you can get implants, but you cant fix that godawful singing voice.

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Dec-14-2006 08:29

I'm gonna just go for the brass ring and say: every single female pop vocalist that doesn't perform as part of a band, and except for Pink (because you gotta give props to someone with hair that vivid). I think that pretty much covers the sucky female voices of the world.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-14-2006 09:23

I'd have to disagree with you in one instance, as I think Christina Aguilera is legitimately talented and a great singer, but as a general rule, you're pretty much right on there Anikka :)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-14-2006 12:48

Thanks to Sara Lou for reminding me about Raven Simone's crew, the Cheetah Girls...

*wonders who would win in a 3-way brawl between Cheetah Girls, Slumber Party Girls, and down n' out Whitney Houston*

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Dec-14-2006 13:54

Oh, Whitney would WAY win. Those crack ho's are pretty rough, dontchaknow.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-14-2006 14:08

crack is whack....crack is whack

PS I think with the moves that the Slumber Party Girls have, they could do a roundhouse kick to Whitney's face...now, if she was on SPEED...no contest.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-15-2006 02:12

ROFL *whitney on speed impression coming in 3...2...1 voice*

idecidedlongagonevertowalkinanyone'sshadowififailifisucceedatleasti'll sell lotsof records and screw you my aunt has psychic friends they told me it's gonna rain tomorrow, like with their crystal balls wow I hope those don't get fogged up...

and I go and I go And wow*realizedwhatcapslockkeydoes* oh sweet i'm so itchy and starving hey look at that bug on the wall, it reminds me of me in the bodyguard, cause of the vulnerability and stuff.

nomatterwhattheytakefrommetheycan'ttakeawaymydignity because the greatestloveofallisinsideofme

In conclusion...Bobby is a good man. And Imm'a kick they slumbering asses back to choreography camp :P

Oh yeah...just say no.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-15-2006 04:05

...awesome crunch....just awesome...

ROFL

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Dec-15-2006 04:43

My local radio station took to re-playing the "crack is whack" comment every 5 minutes for like a week straight. I had nightmares for a solid month.

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