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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-24-2010 22:12

Hey Kids!

(Kids say "HI CRUNCHIE")

Go on, say it. SAY IT, DAMMIT!!!

We've all done the socially awkward thing where you see a person you knew a while ago on the street and you aren't exactly sure what to say, so you say nothing, and they aren't exactly sure what to say, so they say nothing, and the two of you - walk by each other with your hands jammed into your pockets so deeply you'd swear feeling your thighs was an olympic sport, and you spend exactly six minutes pondering the universal question of what might have been, had you only had the courage to yank your hands out of the denim depths and slap that kid on the shoulder and say "Hey! You! I know you! What's new, friend?"

So here I am. An older sleuthie, logged in for a bit and saying hi to the new kids. See how this place gives you a chance to practice skills that are gonna be useful in real world situations? AwwwwwwwwYeaaaaaaah Ben! It's the bomb, and the diggity.

Mostly the bomb. Diggity is hard to detect.

I just looked at my detective page, and I'm shocked and ashamed about how long it's been since I posted anything. There was a time when I was on here for hours and hours on end. I wore this place like a teenage boy wears underpants. For days on end and until a painful itch that you don't tell your parents about develops.

I'm feeling all nostalgic today, so I'm gonna take a run at the message boards. For old times sake. But I wanted to say hi first - the last thing I want to do is act like a party crasher in I house I love.

Keep you sleuth hand strong, and say "Boo-yah" whenever possible!

Seacrunch out.

Replies

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

May-9-2010 18:34

I thought I smelt formaldehyde and monkey sick.

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

May-10-2010 02:53

Lovely, just lovely Squirrel!!!

Exactly what everyone wants to read when they've just woken up :D

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

May-10-2010 16:46

better reading it than smelling it!

MamaTerra
MamaTerra
Assistant Postman

May-11-2010 14:45

I heard there was a party? Am I too late? Are we still reminiscing and re-introducing?

And why have you guys left Annika in the gutter?

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

May-11-2010 17:20

It's OK we didn't so much as leave her there as acknowledge it's best not to remove some things from their natural habitat.

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

May-12-2010 07:13

MamaTerra!!! Good to see you roaming the boards again :D

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

May-13-2010 19:24

So can we expect more amazing rants and speeches? Please?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

May-14-2010 22:39

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!!!

But then it wouldn't be unexpected, because you would have expected it! Even if the unexpected was, like, say a knight in shining armor riding up to your house on a tuesday and offering to clean your gutters, in a totally non-metaphor, non-porn way, and then when you said no thanks , my gutters are gleaming clean like all the silver in the teeth of a rapper who does dentistry on the side, and you were like "Daaaaaaamn, my teeth is so durty, I might could spend all my cheddar on gum-bleach instead of on red wine mouthwash like usual", and then the guy went away, but the next day you yawned and found an inflatable giraffe in a cheerleader's outfit and the giraffe's name was toothbrush and she worked for tips in a neck-fetish stripper bar, the knight changed his tune and offered you a chance to get rich quick by using his image on a new brand of condom called "oopsies", marketed to first timers who, frankly, haven't yet mastered their command of their jousting-poles, and wake up with vague memories of a dream in which their mother and Jessica Alba somehow managed to occupy the same body as a robot masseuse with a fetish for lubrication...still unexpected.

Not that there will be any rants or speeches.

HI mama terra! It's so nice of you to drop in...been a while, Earth Mamma. We guttered Ani because she -when on gin, at least- has a court order to stay 500 yards away from anything that's not in a gutter. Serves her right for fondling the homeless under the auspices of a "pay-what-you-can" massage parlour.

As I think of it,I have a dollar and a stiff neck.

brick84
brick84
Sleuth About Town

May-15-2010 08:55

Now THAT'S the Crunchpatty I remember. Always nice to ride on the rollercoaster of "unexpectedality". (I know, Ani. That's not a real word. Lie back down.)

Good to see y'all!!

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