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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-21-2009 13:23

I'm waiting for a message from Ben, I've told him we can probably close the polls but there's still a bit of a "thing" that's um, undecided as yet. Sorry for the delay guys!

And Anais, you REEEEEALLY need to find a new hobby. >_>;;

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-21-2009 14:45

Chram? is that some kind of double sided tape of spray on adhesive?

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-21-2009 14:45

^ can't spell either

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-21-2009 23:43

Well, that's obviously two o us, then, SS.

I someone would UNcrystalize me, then I wouldn't be bored and able to contemplate all these random facts!

You don't like staring at me, JZ? Good. It's kinda creepy. :P Although I'm glad I can make people laugh. It gives me hope someone might let me out of here. *puppy dog eyes*

Elizabeth March has the longest name, while LauraVo and Ms. Helen are tied for the shortest name o the finalests. The average length of name for the finalests is 10 letters.





LET ME OUT!!!

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-21-2009 23:43

o = of

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-22-2009 04:17

Okay, counting letters in the contestants' names... that's the last straw!

*JZ took out the sledge hammer and cracked the crystal case open*

Now Anais, you are not encased any more, you are able to walk, you are free, you are... bleeding... ooops!!

*JZ took off his shirt to use it to wipe Anais' forehead. He then tore out a sleeve and wrapped it around her head as a bandage *

Elizabeth Christie
Elizabeth Christie
Tireless Tiger

Dec-22-2009 07:46

Well Anais is finally out of her case, but now JZ is stripping! O.O

This is getting out of hand!! Molly, I think it's time to beg, bribe, or threaten Ben to get the results up and save us from this madness!!!!

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-22-2009 14:26

I dunno.

Things are just startin' to get....

Interesting.

;-D ;-D ;-D

Breit

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-22-2009 19:56

I'M OUT! I'M OUT! I'M OUT!

*jumping around joyfully*

A little blood doesn't matter! I'm OUT!!!

Thanks JZ! You should of had a shirtless pic... then you would be among the finalists, too! Next year, huh? ;D teehee


Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-23-2009 14:45

OH, i now why i didn't make it to the final with that nice face (and broken nose)... A shirtless pic... *sigh* what is that world coming to? .....

But i agree, it'd be great to have the results soon. The last time i mentioned 'shirt', something drastic happened in barchat... may history NOT repeat itself. . .

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