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*Awkward Pause* A Hall of Fame for unusual lines people enter barchat on
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Oct-7-2009 22:03
Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Oct-16-2009 21:57
[Molly Maltese] : gosh
[Molly Maltese] : I feel left out
[Molly Maltese] : would someone please impregnate me reeeeally quick?
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Oct-17-2009 13:06
<8O
oh snap.
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Anais Nin
Thespian
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Oct-18-2009 16:00
[Molly Maltese] : either that was heim, or god
[Molly Maltese] : O.O
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Oct-18-2009 18:18
[Molly Maltese] : ah. it explains a lot about charlie.
[Ms Helen] : aquirrel likes monkey porn?
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Charlie Cain] : hey
[Molly Maltese] : backfire.
[Ms Helen] : wow theres a sentence i never thought i'd say
[Secret_Squirrel] : and his attraction to hairy chests, but i digress
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Oct-19-2009 22:59
[Ms Helen] : bloody hell
[Sleuth Admin] : shh
[Sleuth Admin] : not so loud
[Heimlich VonVictor] : hunting wabbits?
[Ms Helen] : to what do we owe this pleasure?
[Sleuth Admin] : yup. they're pretty rescally too
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Anais Nin
Thespian
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Oct-20-2009 21:05
[Molly Maltese] : I dont know, I may have killed him and not recalled it
[Anais Nin] : :O
[Molly Maltese] : >_>
[Molly Maltese] : oh, did you know him?
[Molly Maltese] : *snicker*
[Wolf Girl 22] : If you did can I have the body?
[Molly Maltese] : ...
[Molly Maltese] : what on EARTH do you want my husbands body for??
[Anais Nin] : that's kinky
[Molly Maltese] : dead hot, I'd say
[Wolf Girl 22] : I'm hungry
[Wolf Girl 22] : Never mind
[Molly Maltese] : for undead lovin' or what?
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Anais Nin
Thespian
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Oct-20-2009 21:20
[Ms Helen] : jz is a wonderfully coloured raindbow overseeing alll the darkeness that descends chat
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Oct-20-2009 21:28
[Molly Maltese] : sort of like a giant furry crotch warmer.
[Molly Maltese] : like a mink coat for your...
[Ms Helen] : jonny is gradually pushing me out of bed and also squashing me
[Molly Maltese] : hm.
[Wolf Girl 22] : I am only PART dog
[Ms Helen] : ooooh a crotch warmer
[Wolf Girl 22] : NOT full
[Ms Helen] : heim do you need a crotch warmer?
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Oct-20-2009 22:00
[Secret_Squirrel] : salutory warning as you wake to find a chocolate box filled with your genitalia
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Molly Maltese] : wow, I nearly just inhaled that chocolate and choked to death
[Ms Helen] : is this from experience squirrel?
[Secret_Squirrel] : lol no but it's one of those things... do i need to jump froma plane with an anvil tied to my back holding nothing more than a small parasol and a little sign saying MOTHER, to know the end result
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Anais Nin
Thespian
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Oct-23-2009 21:41
[Riza Hawkeye] : hey, why are you hiding?
[Riza Hawkeye] : it's not like i can do it by myself
[Riza Hawkeye] : :D
[Anais Nin] : ...
[Anais Nin] : sure you can!
[Riza Hawkeye] : ...
[Riza Hawkeye] : only you'd think about that....
[Anais Nin] : Um... what was I thinking?
[Anais Nin] : Oh...
[Anais Nin] : Heim just explained it to me
[Anais Nin] : *blush*
[Riza Hawkeye] : yeah, why don't you tell me how i can?
[Riza Hawkeye] : :)
[Heimlich VonVictor] : *still hiding*
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