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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

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Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-9-2009 23:15

[Molly Maltese] : boy, its a good thing I didnt date him
[Molly Maltese] : THAT would have been an awkward discovery
[Heimlich VonVictor] : Don't want to be the fag hag?
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Heimlich VonVictor] : wow, that's not censored?
[Anais Nin] : HAHAHAHA
[Molly Maltese] : bahahahah

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-10-2009 20:58

[ctown28] : I got an 8 foot bed that never has to be made
[Wolf Girl 22] : Fine wheres JZ when you need him
[Anais Nin] : it's all bumpy and you have to hold on really tight...
[Anais Nin] : awesome!

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Oct-11-2009 16:54

(this reminds me of SSGW :D)

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-11-2009 22:22

[Area 52] : so Anais who are you with
[Anais Nin] : Me?
[Area 52] : Yes
[Ms Helen] : anias is a cute little bunny
[Anais Nin] : I'm a genderless non-entity, remember?
[Area 52] : A buuny......
[Ms Helen] : yes a bunny
[Anais Nin] : no, I don't produce that fast, helen
[Area 52] : I don't wanna upset you
[Ms Helen] : how do you know if you dont try anais :p
[Anais Nin] : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Oct-12-2009 21:02

[Anais Nin] : How is everyone tonight? /today?
[Molly Maltese] : all I've had to entertain me are these horrible bullies!
[Molly Maltese] : >:O
[Anais Nin] : bullies?
[Molly Maltese] : yuh.
[Joseph Zeo] : i ain't no bully.
[Molly Maltese] : O_O
[Joseph Zeo] : anais can testify to that, right?
[Anais Nin] : *ducks*
[Anais Nin] : :D
[Molly Maltese] : honey sweet sugah lah-yumb, dont you kid yerself now, ya hear?
[Joseph Zeo] : *shakes head* fine!
[Joseph Zeo] : say whatever you want, i ain't no bully *grabs molly's shirt and pin her to the wall*
[Anais Nin] : JZ? *warning tone*
[Molly Maltese] : *gives Joseph lunch money all cowardly-like*
[Joseph Zeo] : *release molly*
[Joseph Zeo] : *pat molly in the head*
[Molly Maltese] : *sulks*
[Anais Nin] : Give the money back, JZ!
[Joseph Zeo] : *halo on head, whistles*
[Molly Maltese] : -.-
[Anais Nin] : *pokes JZ in the side*
[Anais Nin] : Now.
[Molly Maltese] : *gets out flamethrower*
[Joseph Zeo] : i didn't take any money! * coin drops*
[Anais Nin] : *taps foot*
[Joseph Zeo] : *and the rest of the cash*
[Anais Nin] : hahahahahahahahahaha

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-12-2009 22:22

[Molly Maltese] : so he's a filthy liar as well as a lunch-money stealing vagrant? THAT'S the type of person you want to associate yourself with?
[Molly Maltese] : hm? is it?
[Molly Maltese] : IS IT?!
[Anais Nin] : he's my baby's father!
[Anais Nin] : welll....
[Anais Nin] : not my baby
[Molly Maltese] : -just spewed cfoffee magnificently-
[Anais Nin] : kinda my baby
[Molly Maltese] : -f
[Anais Nin] : but technically not my baby
[Molly Maltese] : I think...
[Anais Nin] : and he doesn't actuall know...
[Molly Maltese] : I just experienced a heart attack
[Molly Maltese] : ...that must have been an interesting occurence.
[Molly Maltese] : "oops. I uh, slipped."
[Molly Maltese] : -raises eyebrows-

[Molly Maltese] : anais you didnt like, roofie him did you?? niiiice role reversal, GO WOMEN!
[M. Lacrimosa] : Bye everyone
[Molly Maltese] : take that, misogyny!
[Molly Maltese] : way to stick it to the man!... ... literally.

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-12-2009 22:28

[Molly Maltese] : my pants are hot.
[Joseph Zeo] : *stares at Molly, growling*
[Molly Maltese] : O.O not like hot pants.
[Joseph Zeo] : Canadians are great people
[Anais Nin] : my canadian uncle is a bit odd
[Joseph Zeo] : !! hot pants!
[Molly Maltese] : ooh, JZ, I know these pants are indeed hot but try to contain yourself.
[Molly Maltese] : -snorts into mug-

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-12-2009 23:01

[Heimlich VonVictor] : ever bite down on a wrapper to open it up?
[Riza Hawkeye] : no
[Heimlich VonVictor] : I've had it happend where a piece of foil was stuck to the bottom of a hershey's kiss
[Riza Hawkeye] : i have fingers :)
[Heimlich VonVictor] : are you mocking me Riza?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : don't forget I control the voting box ;)

Aknas
Aknas
Con Artist

Oct-13-2009 01:56

Aha!! So that was how the bribery started. :D (see post above.)

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-13-2009 10:20

Welllll... Riza was on the team that won...

The above should have made us lose if bribery was involved...

Just sayin.

:D

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