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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

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Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-7-2009 22:30

[Riza Hawkeye] : lol we're really all her eto find out what becky fingers is
[Molly Maltese] : boy, that was an unnecessarily convoluted sentence.
[Anais Nin] : miss grammar queen...

[Heimlich VonVictor] : We're discussing the relative proportional distribution of literature among the masses through digital mediums

[Heimlich VonVictor] : Well my last message that didn't go through was "brb apparently there's apple pie in my house and I'm to be involved"
[Molly Maltese] : oi ehm pah-sheeyull to app-ul poie.

[Elizabeth Christie] : do you want my cardboard box anais? i think i can steal it back from George?

[Elizabeth Christie] : don't worry Riza, you hid yours well....nobody looks in the cookie jar

[Anais Nin] : "The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, they both reached for the gun, for the gun. The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, they both reached for the gun, for the gun."

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:31

[Molly Maltese] : thats odd.
[Kyle XY Rocks] : I like to run around screaming christmas carols to the top of my lungs in the swimming pool
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Now that's odd

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-7-2009 22:34

[Anais Nin] : but i did put my hand in a cow's stomach one time
[Anais Nin] : i was wearing a glove
[Anais Nin] : but it was very interesting

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-7-2009 23:10

[Riza Hawkeye] : *hands JZ a mysterious drink*
[Joseph Zeo] : *down the drink* what is this Riza?
[Joseph Zeo] : (drink first, ask later)
[Riza Hawkeye] : dishwater
[Riza Hawkeye] : :)
[Joseph Zeo] : *chokes!*
[Riza Hawkeye] : HAHAHAHA
[Joseph Zeo] : *fell on floor*

[Joseph Zeo] : so what's a goodie girl like you, doing in a seedy bar like this? what's your relationship with Heimlich VonVictor? why is he not backing you up? why? why?
[M. Lacrimosa] : As you may have forgotten, I'm a detective....
[Nellie McKinzey] : I think Mr. VonVictor is trying to forget that he bailed me out

[Joseph Zeo] : and Heim is STILL singing.... PERFECTIONIST!!!!!

[Heimlich VonVictor] : someone defriended me on facebook
[Nellie McKinzey] : :(
[Heimlich VonVictor] : and I got excited thinking it might be my one ex girlfriend
[Heimlich VonVictor] : but it wasn't

[Nellie McKinzey] : i now have an arrangement with my roomie-
[Nellie McKinzey] : she's really hot, and I'm really cold...
[Nellie McKinzey] : so i put my hands on her head
[Nellie McKinzey] : :D
[Heimlich VonVictor] : did you put on the song?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO5uCKw4nl0
[Nellie McKinzey] : now my hands are warm. :D
[Joseph Zeo] : so your friend's head is your hand warmer.....

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-7-2009 23:15

[Sean Dart] : Sup compadres?
[Wolf Girl 22] : *Sees dart and goes for throt*
[Sean Dart] : you don't waste any time do ya darlin?
[Wolf Girl 22] : *Knocks dart on floor and bares teeth*
[M. Lacrimosa] : Lol you better watch it Sean...she's a vicious one
[Sean Dart] : i dont even know what I did to this one?

[Wolf Girl 22] : wheres dart
[M. Lacrimosa] : Beats me
[Wolf Girl 22] : Probly tring to get some girl......
[Sean Dart] : for your information
[Sean Dart] : I was on the toilet

[Nellie McKinzey] : Miss Kitty, I do belive that you and Miss Wolf have a very loving relationship.
[Kitty Lynn] : ...
[Kitty Lynn] : are you blind or somthin?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : It's a love-hate relationship

[Kitty Lynn] : there should be a RoosterMan...
[Kitty Lynn] : he could enter and say "Rooster a doodle doo!"

[Riza Hawkeye] : anais said hurry up, so i did
[Anais Nin] : she listens to everything i tell her!

[Sean Dart] : like sweetake mushroom?
[Nellie McKinzey] : No, unfortunatly.
[Sean Dart] : guess not
[Heimlich VonVictor] : it's shiitake btw

[Heimlich VonVictor] : wow I'm 800 days old today
[Heimlich VonVictor] : be right back
[Heimlich VonVictor] : going to have a good cry :b

[Ms Helen] : yeah just put up with these dorks instead......thats what i've done :D
[Edward Greene] : l
[Edward Greene] : o
[Edward Greene] : o
[Edward Greene] : l
[Edward Greene] : i mean lol
[Edward Greene] : yeh

[Anais Nin] : where all did you go today, riza?
[Riza Hawkeye] : everywhere, anais :P
[Anais Nin] : everwhere?
[Anais Nin] : what did you see everywhere?
[Anais Nin] : everything?
[Riza Hawkeye] : yup
[Anais Nin] : you are very descriptive.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-8-2009 00:31

some latest developments.


[Molly Maltese] : or as we say in ye olde roosterney,
[Molly Maltese] : O_O
[Molly Maltese] : what the deuce?
[Anais Nin] : :)
[Molly Maltese] : roosterney?
[Molly Maltese] : I distinctly typed roosterney!
[Molly Maltese] : iuhfaksjfkj
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Anais Nin] : HAHAHAHAHA
[Molly Maltese] : oh my gawsh !
[Molly Maltese] : it would be like a night of roosters. a roosterapalooza
[Heimlich VonVictor] : ...
[Molly Maltese] : :D
[Molly Maltese] : dont judge me, VonVictor. dont. judge. me.

[Heimlich VonVictor] : Yea I guess I'm a crossdresser and I didn't know it

[Heimlich VonVictor] : then when I hit a dead end I go back and do the men
[Heimlich VonVictor] : My family tree research
[Anais Nin] : :D yup
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Molly Maltese] : oh man

[Encyclopedia Zero] : Chat's got a word filter.
[Heimlich VonVictor] : when did that happen?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : ass
[Heimlich VonVictor] : well that works














Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Oct-8-2009 20:26

less is more folks.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-9-2009 17:56

[Anais Nin] : i have a camie, a shirt, a sweater, and a sweatshirt on
[Vulkie3] : :o
[Vulkie3] : but no pants? xD

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Oct-9-2009 23:15

[Molly Maltese] : boy, its a good thing I didnt date him
[Molly Maltese] : THAT would have been an awkward discovery
[Heimlich VonVictor] : Don't want to be the fag hag?
[Molly Maltese] : XD
[Heimlich VonVictor] : wow, that's not censored?
[Anais Nin] : HAHAHAHA
[Molly Maltese] : bahahahah

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-10-2009 20:58

[ctown28] : I got an 8 foot bed that never has to be made
[Wolf Girl 22] : Fine wheres JZ when you need him
[Anais Nin] : it's all bumpy and you have to hold on really tight...
[Anais Nin] : awesome!

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