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Apr-30-2008 23:59

Lil put up a sign, saying, "This is where we come up with a story and it ought to focus on something other than fellow detectives." on her front window. She had just opened up a pub where all kinds of characters could enter and talk about anything and everything.

Oct-16-2008 19:27

Ctown picked himself up off the floor. He looked around grogilly to see all the lasies in the bar laughing at him. After a few minutes he shook off the cobwebs and Lil approached him.

"Well now, ctown, did we learn a lesson here about trying to be a tough guy?" she chided him.

"What are you talking about? I was just taking a little rest. Can't a guy take a little snooze without be ridiculed?" he defended as his stomach began growling.

"Ok fine, you're the boss," Lil humored him, "Now why don't you sit at the bar and get yourself something to eat?"

"Don't tell me what to do woman! I do what I want, when I want," he continued to defend himself trying to save some face. "Bartender, give me a menu, I'm hungry."

"Perhaps you'd like me to recommend something for you sir," Ying offered.

Ctown snatched the menu out of Yings hand, "You can't even stand up to these ladies, I doubt you know whats good to eat," ctown snapped.

He began to look over the menu. There was something on there that caught his eye, he smirked and looked around the room and then called the bartender over, "Give me an order of these here oysters," he said to Ying.

Lil began to laugh, she couldn't let him do this. "Trust me ctown, you don't wnat these oysters, they aren't what you think they are," she cautioned.

"What have I told you woman? Don't tell me what to do, I said I want these oysters," was the response.

"OK, you asked for it. Ying I'll tell you what, bring him a double order, on the house," she instructed.

After about 10 minutes Ying came back with ctowns order and placed it in front of him. HE dug right into them. They were a bit chewy but rather tasty, he had never tasted anything quite like them. He wolfed down the double order like he hadn't eaten in weeks and promptly ordered yet another. He couldn't figure out what everyone was laughing at, hadn't they ever seen a man eat before? After finishing his third order, he asked to see the chef.

Oct-16-2008 19:30

A short stocky man came out of the kitchen to greet him.

"Sir, I just have to tell you this is the greatest meal that I have ever had. I've had 1000's of oysters before but never anything quite this this, although I must admit, I've never had this type. Just what is a Rocky Mountain Oyster anyhow?" ctown asked the chef.

The chef did not want to say it out loud so he leaned over and whispered in ctown's ear. All of the sudden ctown turned several shades of green and stumbled off of his barstool and made a beeline for the restroom.

Oct-17-2008 07:09

Makensie walks in fuming. "That stupid villain! I dont know my west from my friggin EAST, and he expects me to play his silly games. THAT is totally REDI....", she stops, looks around, then wonders where everyone is at. The place is totally empty. "Gee, I didnt think I was gone THAT long", she grumbled.

She chuckled, and said, "Geez, what? Do I think people just LIVE in here, and dont ever leave?" The bartender says, "Actually, there is one person who hasnt left" Makensie grins, as she always does, and says, "Who? Ohhhhh! What happened to ctown? Did he ever wake up?" The bartender gave a chuckle, and says, "Oh, he woke up alright. Ofcourse, he acted like it was no big deal, said he was napping but, we all know differently. Anyway, he got rather ill, shall we say" Makensie, with a worried expression, says, "Oh no! He's ok, isn't he?" He says, "Oh yes, I think. He hasnt come out of the bathroom for a long time" Makensie says, "That bad huh?" The bartender laughs, replying, "Three words....Rocky Mountain Oysters" Makensie laughs, and says, "Oh,no need to say anymore. Nasty,nasty! Atleast he is getting the alcohol out of his system"

Makensie did feel bad for ctown, and decided if he ever comes out of the bathroom, she will buy him a cup of coffee. Or a beer. If he wants it, but, somehow, she doubts he will be drinking for a long while. She's been wrong before though. She couldnt stick around long though, because she was chasing a lousy villain so, with that, she says, "Ying, my friend, can you pour me a nice, fresh, cup of coffee w/ extra cream, please?" He smiles, and says, "Well, certainly, Makensie. Would u like some Oysters?" He winks. Grinning, she replies, "Heavens NO!! Coffee will do just fine. I dont want to end up like ctown" They laughed together, as he began pouring her coffee.

Oct-17-2008 12:37

Reese walks in, in hopes ctown was there so she could pick on him about his alcohol tolerance. She spotted Makensie at the bar, drinking coffee, so she plopped a seat beside her. "Dont u have work to do, Reese?", Makensie says. "Actually, I dont have my license renewed, woman, you know that. So, I'm free to annoy everyone with my presence." Makensie chuckles, and takes a si[ of her coffee. "Coffee?", Reese asks. "Yes, I quit drinking for a long time. You should try it", Makensie responds.

"No way! Then I would be bored! Mr bartender, I'd like a beer! Just put it on my tab!", Reese says. Ying says, quietly, "Ummm, Ms Withers, you dont have a tab here" She rolls her eyes, saying, "Wellll, can I start one?" He started to say yes, bit Makensie says, "Oh, just let me pay for it. She is an unemployed bum now, she needs helpl" Reese growls at her, and says, "I have more mpney than I know what to do with, THANK you. I just wanted a tab, its easier" Makensie smiles, and looks at Ying, saying, "I have it covered, Ying, and get me another coffee while you're at it"

Reese sighs, and says, "Any sign of ctown? I was hoping he was here" Mak looks at her, saying, "Now, you be nice to ctown, Reese! He cant help the fact that he cant handle alcohol. Not EVERYone is an alkie like YOU" Reese frowns, her temper flaring a bit, "Im no alcoholic, Miss Prude ass. You know better than that!" She laughs in amusement, and says, "Oh stop..I am only teasing you. Have u ever considered anger management?" Reese shakes her head, and says, "Hell to the NO, cousin! I dont need some idiot telling me why Im so angry. Im not angry, you just take me wrong" Mak just chuckles, & grabs a newspaper to read.

Reese, disgusted by Makensie's comments, says to Ying, "Has ctown showed up at all?" He says, "Actually, I dont think he's even made it out of the bathroom yet" Reese says, "Thats odd. i will check it out"

Oct-17-2008 12:39

Ying yells behond her, as she is walking to the bathroom, "Reese! You cant go in there! That is the mens restroom!" Reese shrugs, and says, "Look Ying, you see ONE....." Makensie glares at her, saying, "REESE!

Oct-17-2008 12:47

As Reese walks toward the mens restroom, Ying yells behond her, "Reese! You can't go in there...that is the MENS restroom!" She shrugs, turns around, and says, "Look Ying! If you've seen ONE di......." Makensie cuts in, saying, "REESE!!! Don't you DARE be crude! THAT is enough!" Even Ying, looked at Makensie, who is usually very quiet, and lady like. Reese gives her a mean look, then looks at Ying, pointing at Mak, "See? She is no Miss Innocent. Listen to THAT temper, will you? Anyway, Mak you are not my Mother, and I talk as I please. Now, I am going to check on ctown. No matter what I find. It isnt like its the first time Ive ever seen a mans ANATOMY" She glared at Makensie, as she emphasised that word, and says, "There...is THAT better?" Smirking, she turns, and walks to the mens door.

"Yo! ctown! You in there? Did them Oysters grab u by the bal...ummm, did they really get to ya?", she asks, while knocking on door. No answer. Tired of waiting, she opens the door, peeks in, and finds no ctown.

Walking in further, she opens the bathroom stall, and she had to bust up laughing at what she saw.

"ctown!! WHAT are you DOING?", Reese questions.

Oct-17-2008 12:49

(((sorry for the screw up...after the post where Reese said she'd check it out, the next one shouldnt be there. I will also apologize for the typos I make, and for any typos I make in the future!! My nails get stuck between the keys on keyboard, and i type real fast. Then, I forget to proofread b4 I send ,ooops LOL)))))

Oct-17-2008 18:13

Ctown looked up from what he was doing and took a toothbrush out of his mouth.

"Just what in the hell do you think is so funny? I admit, I haven't seen one of these in the shape of a toilet bowl, but who am I to question how Lil decorates her bathrooms?" he asked Reese.

Trying to stifle her laughter, Reese replied, "Ummmm, ctown, I don't think you realize what that is."

"Of course I realize what this is, now I got a little ill and I'm just trying to freshen up a little bit before I head back into the bar," he stated matter of factly, "Now if you'll please excuse me, I need to finish up and I'll meet you back at the bar."

Still laughing, she just looked at him and said, "OK ctown, whatever floats your boat, but wait until everyone hears about this!" Reese left ctown alone and made her way back out the the bar.

"Finally, I can get some privacy back," ctown thought as he resumed brushing his teeth and proceeded to re-active the bidet to get a mouthful of water to rinse with.

Oct-18-2008 09:35

Reese steps out the door, and just stands there. Suddenly, she heard the toilet flush, and she cringed, shaking her head. She couldnt control herself any longer, she started laughing violently hard. No sound coming out, just tears pouring down her face, and her body just shaking all over.

Makensie heard something raspy, but didnt know what it was, so she walks up, and stares at Reese with concern. "What is wrong with you? Why are you cryng?...and why are you shaking like that? Oh my goodness, I have to call an ambulance!!" Reese is waving her hands in front of her to try to tell her she was fine. She started stomping her foot on ground, and slapping her knee, and is saying..."Oh.....God.....*slapping leg*......you arent going to believe this...." Makensie puts her hands on her hips, and says, "Reese, if u expect me to understand what you are saying, you must calm down, and SPEAK to where I can understand you"

Reese took deep breaths, and started pointing toward the bathroom, and broke out laughing again. Makensie sighs in frustration, and just walks back to the bar. She is leaving for London in morning, and has no time for this nonsense.

Reese leaned against the wall, wiping her eyes, and calmed herself. Everytime she heard the toilet flush, she had to start laughing, so she moved to the bar.

Ying says, "Ms Withers, I hope u found things to be ok in there" Reese stares at him for the longest time, trying to hold her composer, so she could talk normally. "Ms Withers, are you ok?", Ying asks. Her face starts to turn red, and a smile starts breaking out, followed by another fit of giggles.

As Reese is losing it, ctown walks out, wiping his mouth. "Man, it tastes like someone just shi.... in my mouth, sorry for saying so", he says, as he walks up.

Hearing that, Reese started laughing so hard, she leaned over,holding her stomache. ctown looks at her, and says, "There you go laughing again. What the hell is so funny, lady? "

Oct-18-2008 09:42

Reese leans over,holding her stomache, laughing so hard, she couldnt even breath, as ctown looks at Ying, giving him this I-dont-get-it look.

ctown clears his throat, and says, "Now, anyway, since Im feeling better and I got that nasty taste out of my mouth, except for whatever the hell that is....", and he starts moving his tongue, as if he is tasting something, "...in my mouth. It tastes so....." Reese chimed in and says, "Crappy?".......she belted out laughing so hard, that Ying had to join in, as well. Laughing IS contagious.

ctown shakes his head, and says, "dammit Ying.....now there you go" Reese, between laughs, says, "ctown, man, you sure have a POTTY mouth since you've come out of the bathroom" He frowns at her, saying, "Reese! What are you talking about? My GOD, woman! You must've ate something that made you imagine things"

"Now, Ying, I would like one beer, and some peanuts, please", he says. Reese, and Ying both say NO at the same time, as they continue laughing. Poor Ying didnt know why he was laughing, and ctown, who had been serious up to that point, started laughing too, saying, "Man, whatever happened Reese, it must've been hilarious!!! Fill me in will you, later on?"

Reese ended up sitting on the floor from laughing so hard, and when she was able to get her control back, were people gonna LOVE to hear this!!

Meanwhile, ctown kept coughing, and gagging, as he was trying to laugh at whatever was funny.