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Mar-1-2008 01:12

The first rule of Fight Club is... YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!

Oh dang. Dangitty dangitty dang dang. Wrong room. Sorry. I humbly apologize to the corner of your parent's four-post bed.

My brain is hurting from thinking about whether this is a game or not. Stupid irony!

Teach the people the rules you have learned in the course of your travels: For example -

Don't walk in on your parents. If by some chance you DO make this mistake, don't try to cover up the awkwardness by telling either of them that they look like they've lost a little weight.

When you leave a place, just leave. Dont announce it. anyone who matters will have noticed you're gone.

Mar-1-2008 01:44

Oh God crunch... I hate people like you. There's a party going on and all of a sudden we are missing a member who didn't feel it necessary to announce their departure and say goodbye. One of my biggest pet peeves!!! :D

I'll add my own... Never ask a woman if she is pregnant... even if there is a discernable baby bump; because what you "see" as a baby bump can actually, in reality, be a beer gut and then all of a sudden bad things happen. Very bad things.

Mar-1-2008 13:22

Went to a christening recently where the new parents produced a fancy blank notebook and asked the guests to write down good advice for the newborn to take through life.

After some thought, a cousin wrote:

Never eat yellow snow.

Mar-4-2008 18:58

Never try to lick a metal flagpole when it's freezing outside....

(From "A Christmas Story")

Mar-4-2008 22:41

I double dog dare you!

Mar-5-2008 05:45

never put a hamster in a blender... just coz.

Mar-5-2008 14:38

Don't stand in the way of a cat and the tuna dish, or you'll be dinner....;-D

Mar-5-2008 18:10

lol Breit, now where have I heard that before?



If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, chances are that it's a duck! ;-)

Mar-7-2008 17:50

When your significant other asks:
"WHAT do you think you are doing?"

the answer is never (under ANY circumstance):
"Relax, I saw it on Animal Planet."

Mar-12-2008 04:44

Oh come on now -- you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals :)

Under no circumstances is it appropriate to make any adjustments, by razor or other means, to ANY of your body hair while under the influence of alcohol. Wake up, little naked mole rat - there's a surprise for you in the mirror.

Mar-12-2008 11:59

Sure, its nice to catch that stringer of fish but never walk through the forest wearing a salmon necklace.