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Ask a Q, Get a Lousy A!
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Talianna Periwinkle
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Sep-8-2007 19:16
Okay, I got this game from some other message board...
Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)
For Example:
RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?
SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?
HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah
Get it? Cool! I'll start...
Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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May-14-2011 20:03
A. Manufacturers continue to develope better ways to sell less for more.
Q. Why are donut holes not holes but spheres?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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May-15-2011 03:05
A. 1st - Optical Illusions...lighting of objects or of a scene can alone produce an optical illusion.This type of illusion persists in geometrical figures and may be found on every hand and in every pastry shop...
2nd- Camouflage...it is an art which is the natural outgrowth of our instinct for concealment and deception when pitting our wits against those of a crafty pastry chef...
Q. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Jun-1-2011 21:03
A. It's about the hemorrhage, not the arse.
Q. How far must you jump to take a leap of faith?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-1-2011 23:07
A. You do not need to jump for that, you need to pick faith directly from a tree. Most modern faith orchards have dwarf trees that are very close to the ground.You really need to choose the type of faith that is best suited for your purpose.
Select firm, bruise-free faith. The color can be anything from dark green, to yellow, pink, orange, bright red, dark red or even a combination. It all depends on the variety. And color is not really how you tell when faith is ripe. Faith should be crisp and firm.
Q. Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-2-2011 03:40
Because they are not vegan and they're not lactose intolerant.
What is the ultimate question to which the answer is 42?
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jun-2-2011 09:49
It's a fourteen-part question involving (among other things) the age of the earth, the average cynicism quotient of advertising executives, how far you have to jump when taking a leap of faith, and a small octopus called Nigel.
What is the question that William just answered?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-2-2011 10:20
A. William and Absinthe are old palls.
Outcomes of drinking on the human brain specifically the cerebral cortex include:
-prospective out of line judgment and also thought operations
-reduce inhibition producing in talkativeness and also much more self-confidence
-blunt sensory faculties along with expanded tolerance of painfulness
Q. Is duck tape made out of ducks?
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-3-2011 14:47
Of course. Don't even ask about scotch tape.
(Sorry about answering the wrong question, I must have clicked on 'next' instead of 'last page')
Why do companies make phones smaller AND with touchscreens? Surely they don't expect us to evolve smaller fingers to click these buttons that are small enough on PCs?
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Jun-3-2011 21:02
Just a thought, but perhaps they are trying to teach our fingers to squint.
How tall is a tall tale?
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-6-2011 10:19
8' 11", unless it's a Tuesday, in which case it's anywhere between 8' 7" and 9' 3"
What does chocolate taste like?
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