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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2007 23:57

Ahh springtime...romance is in the air...

Oh wait, that's dander and pollen...

No I was right! It *IS* romance!

It has been quite astutely pointed out to me (by someone who wishes to remain anonymous because he does not want to appear to be "on the prowl for sleuth meat") that we lack a good "Sleuthy couples" game. Pretty simple stuff here...someone throws out a name, someone else suggests someone who would be a good match (and a reason, please... likes/dislikes; chance of successful breeding; known allergies; cankle fetishes, etc), then suggests another name.

Like this:

Adam Carter

Now, you're probably all just soooooo sure i'm gonna call Ms. Helen out here. And I could...they both understand a 'cornish pastie' to be something OTHER than what the Jolly Green Giant covers his nipples with when he's pole dancing...ho ho ho!

But their love, I gather, is purely Platonic (which to me means triggered by togas, which sadly are not yet an approved coat), so I'm going in another direction. Adam, for thee, I choose this person:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=187021

(reasons'll be clear in a sec...:) )

That was just for showsies, so Adam's still in play.

Get it? Good!

OH one more rule: NO REAL COUPLES!
OH OH! One more other rule: RL relationship status is irrelevant! Everyone's fair game when the lights are low :)

*spins the sleuth wheel of love*

ladies and gentlemen, your first bachelor or bachelorette is *squints*:

Lulah!

(take it away, Al-Qahirah! And take your time. We at SMRT don't mind a bit :P )

Get your vicarious freak on!


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Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-10-2007 20:59

Ok to divert attention away from myself, as Lulah seems to have done I wish to pass the baton:

So who's the hawtest of them all? The most mysterious woman in the history of Sleuth? The girl with the most growl? She who *cannot* be named?

Raowrrrrr... She's the sleuth cougah, or cfm if you insist.

Intelligent, articulate, gives great err chat, and hey who doesn't want someone whose name you don't have to remember in the morning!

I don't have an name to drop as an instant match: but I might add NO minors, jojo's, or anyone with an alergy to leather.

All offers considered.

Groups should book in advance.

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Apr-10-2007 21:18

*curses under his breath*

First the Game Info page is off-limits to my mangy paws, now Cfm.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-10-2007 21:56

LOL come on, this one should be SO obvious!

With her addiction to leather, and his penchant for all things ruffly and sequined, I give you....

COUGAHPATTY!

Now THAT would be a match made in heaven. Sharpies and bedazzlers abound!!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-10-2007 22:27

I'm so in! The pleather is all mine, baby, RA-to-the-WR!

*Picks up a camo thong from the Salvation Army, washes it twice and bedazzles "Taken, Beyotches! It's just you and the Drambuie tonight" on the fatter, less crack-flossy part*

Since:
a) Biggie has *clearly* not read the rules, and
b) my well-kept beard is now spoken for

..let me continue my efforts to keep conversation over at Al-QTies dominated by matters of firemen, girlish giggles, religiously regular lovemaking and wascally wodents by announcing our next debutante:

TINUVIEL!

*slaps a secondhand chartreuse bridesmaids dress on Tin and nudges her, protesting, into the middle of the dance floor*

hellz yeah...editors do it bettidor :P

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-11-2007 03:35

*just had to read the rules three times to figure out the part I missed*

ya ya, I'm slow...its new dammit! :)

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Apr-11-2007 05:17

I think Y'all can call me Bucky and Tinuviel could hit it off pretty well.

Bucky sounds fun and interesting. Bucky can teach Tinuviel a lot about hogs, hay and moonshine.


WOODY2

detectivehappy
detectivehappy
Old Shoe

Apr-11-2007 10:28

Personally, I think Woody2 and Reda would make a very smart and elegant couple. But then we would have to find someone for Carrie Mehome.

Tinuviel
Tinuviel
Well-Connected

Apr-11-2007 10:57

Hey! Does this mean I'm taken now?
hmmm shouldnt I at least be coupled with someone I know or dig?
I think I'll pass this time and save myself for the perfect Sleuth guy yet to come
*sighs and swoons then snaps out of it and rushes to outrun SMRT on the hunt :P*




Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

Apr-11-2007 10:59

LOL!!! I think Tin would LOVE to learn all about hogs, hay and moonshine...hey, wait a minute! Isn't that a country song?

*walks out singing, "I left my hogs in the hay while I was drinkin' moonshine..."*

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Apr-11-2007 11:11

Hey now... leave our little HOGs out of it. They're new and don't know any better.

Tin and Bucky? No way man. She would chew him up and spit him out like a tin of Copenhagen. And I don't endorse the snuff.

I think Tin needs herself a charming, sophisticated man. I say Fiddler's Green is the chap for the gig. Go ger her, Fiddler!

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