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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2007 23:57

Ahh springtime...romance is in the air...

Oh wait, that's dander and pollen...

No I was right! It *IS* romance!

It has been quite astutely pointed out to me (by someone who wishes to remain anonymous because he does not want to appear to be "on the prowl for sleuth meat") that we lack a good "Sleuthy couples" game. Pretty simple stuff here...someone throws out a name, someone else suggests someone who would be a good match (and a reason, please... likes/dislikes; chance of successful breeding; known allergies; cankle fetishes, etc), then suggests another name.

Like this:

Adam Carter

Now, you're probably all just soooooo sure i'm gonna call Ms. Helen out here. And I could...they both understand a 'cornish pastie' to be something OTHER than what the Jolly Green Giant covers his nipples with when he's pole dancing...ho ho ho!

But their love, I gather, is purely Platonic (which to me means triggered by togas, which sadly are not yet an approved coat), so I'm going in another direction. Adam, for thee, I choose this person:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=187021

(reasons'll be clear in a sec...:) )

That was just for showsies, so Adam's still in play.

Get it? Good!

OH one more rule: NO REAL COUPLES!
OH OH! One more other rule: RL relationship status is irrelevant! Everyone's fair game when the lights are low :)

*spins the sleuth wheel of love*

ladies and gentlemen, your first bachelor or bachelorette is *squints*:

Lulah!

(take it away, Al-Qahirah! And take your time. We at SMRT don't mind a bit :P )

Get your vicarious freak on!


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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-10-2007 07:45

Now WHY would you think that SMRT would be working to distract you from your asskicking on the TH's? We would NEVER stoop so low as to do something like that for the sake of getting a few treasures.

*runs off to her HH alternate to continue her PM bombing campaign on Tin and Lulah*

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Apr-10-2007 10:35

Biggie, is PM bombing compliant with the new code of conduct?

*runs off to find the code and read the fine print, realizes she's been distracted yet a second time, and feverishly goes back to hunting*

Damn you! ;)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-10-2007 11:10

*adds nicnic to her list*

Lulah
Lulah
Well-Connected

Apr-10-2007 17:30

am i allowed to suggest a name for myself? :D

if so, i'd like to pick SS. *winks and blows a kiss* ;)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Apr-10-2007 18:19

(Watches Squirrel flee in terror....)

Gee, I didn't think squirrels could run that fast. Huh...;-)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Apr-10-2007 18:20

Go get 'im, Lulah!! ;-D

Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

Apr-10-2007 18:38

I would love for SS to become Lulah's new mate! :)

*runs off to find a squirrel trap*

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-10-2007 18:40

LOL :p you're not helping Breit!

Now as much as I'm flattered you only have to check out my av. to see that I don't qualify according to nicnic:

< Must be younger than 70 years old :D >

Reminds me of a joke about a gentleman who made love to his much much younger wife every Sunday to the steady rhythm of the local church bell, which was all fine and dandy until the local fire engine went past one morning and he suffered a massive heart attack...

I'll leave you to ponder that one :)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Apr-10-2007 20:01

(Watches Lulah chase down Squirrel...;-)

Well, y'all don't look like y'need any help from me, but if you insist.... (wink)

(Whistles)

Oh MISSY!!

(Tiger comes flying round the corner.)

Voila! One chaperone!! Y'all have fun now!! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!! Then again....;-D

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-10-2007 20:59

Ok to divert attention away from myself, as Lulah seems to have done I wish to pass the baton:

So who's the hawtest of them all? The most mysterious woman in the history of Sleuth? The girl with the most growl? She who *cannot* be named?

Raowrrrrr... She's the sleuth cougah, or cfm if you insist.

Intelligent, articulate, gives great err chat, and hey who doesn't want someone whose name you don't have to remember in the morning!

I don't have an name to drop as an instant match: but I might add NO minors, jojo's, or anyone with an alergy to leather.

All offers considered.

Groups should book in advance.

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