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Jan-28-2007 10:26

O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!

Oct-25-2007 23:32

Why has this not been bumped?

(Asked the man who sleeps in diaper).

Shuttup, it's got blue fire trucks on it, not pink ponies. Totally a masculine diaper.

I keep seeing people I recognize from commercials, but I never ask them if they actually use the product in question. Pickaxes are heavy. My ankle is itchy. The first time I tried to type that it said "Mt ankle is itchy" and I thought about a funny mountain that smelled like just north of feet. My left hamstring really hurts. Wicker blinds look cheap after a while. I really think I look good in brown. My favourite cartoon dog is Scooby Doo. Honeycomb's big (yeah yeah yeah), it's not small (no no no). The Yeah Yeah Yeah's are a pretty good band.

Oct-28-2007 09:32

Why is that people who do stupid things don't think what they do is stupid? But if someone else does the same stupid thing, then first stupid person says, "what, are they stupid?!!"

Oct-28-2007 14:07

Sir Gar: Isn't that self explanatory?

Sir Crunchalot: You can get them with cell phones too. Both manly and cute, for those who really means business!

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Oct-31-2007 23:13

^ boyfriend has been deleted by a moderator :P

Everyone eats baby carrots, but would they eat them if they were called fetal carrots? I heard a story today about pants that measure the volume of your farts. I think it was on Oprah. Bacon is the king of smells. Jumbo is the king of shrimp. Salt makes everything taste better. Life would be easier if I had a butler.

Oct-31-2007 23:22

'Cept for the butler.... *wink*

Nov-1-2007 12:30

Crunch's posts: otherwise known as a minute in the life of someone with *severe* ADD :D

Nov-1-2007 15:27

People who break into spontaneous song in my office should realise I'm not very cheery in the morning, and that 'Shut the %^&% up", is a legitimate response.

Nov-1-2007 15:35

Here's the cure:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/666/

Nov-2-2007 18:57

Can a harsh look and a sharp tongue be considered tools of torture? Why are my feet so wide? Zealot is a poor word for what it describes, mainly because it reads like "ze a lot" which makes me think of people attempting a poor French accent which reminds me of french toast which wasn't even invented in France which makes me sad about wanting to save the whales when they'll be the only ones left here after we wreck everything and they'll swim around asking each other, "So why were they called human beings? They were more like human doings."

*clears throat*

So why are they called pigtails when pigs only have one tail and it's curly, not droopy?