biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-29-2006 11:27
What are some of your resolutions this year?
I have several:
1. Get a pet monkey
2. Travel the globe in search of people who like playing badminton, so I can ask them why in the hell they want to play such a boring ripoff of tennis/pingpong.
3. Try to find my hidden bodily talent. I can't flare my nostrils, roll my tongue or make my pecs dance (except by jumping up and down and I don't think that counts, and owww the black eyes that followed THAT experiment weren't fun). There has to be something dammit....
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