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consluting the fats?
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Sleuthgirl Ciara
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Dec-18-2006 21:34
why isnt it in the buchers and wat is it for?
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Dec-19-2006 00:30
*just ROFL*
Okay Ciara...you make a good point. People who wanna ask lard if it has an alibi probably SHOULD start with the butcher. People who *Don't* see the name Lard McPigFat on their suspect list should probably follow Tz_BG's advice.
Grr, now I want bacon...
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AraLives
Battered Shoe
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Dec-19-2006 02:37
OMG.
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-19-2006 06:46
*just dies laughing*
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Daricex
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-21-2006 17:50
lol wow this is too funny
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Dec-22-2006 01:23
meh...so in the spirit of the thing, I just asked a stick of butter if it thought we should expect a long winter... it just kinda stared at me for a while and muttered something about groundhogs.
*shakes fist and curses the fats*
(especially you, cream cheese)
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lilangel
Sleuth About Town
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Dec-22-2006 01:38
*rolls on the floor laughing*
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Dec-22-2006 04:12
See we had a staff BBQ today for Christmas, so the fats were conslooted heavily. But at no time did I see auguries in the hamburgers or omens in the potato salad! So I'm obviously going about this all wrong.
Tomorrow I shall try holding two left over burnt sausages - one in each hand - like diving rods - and see if the will point towards the guilty suspect on the screen! :D
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Barry Grant
Old Shoe
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Dec-22-2006 04:54
*stops in to check out the hijinks going on
*hands Mr. Squirrel a couple of buns for his sausages and a divining rod made of gold
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Sleuthgirl Ciara
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Dec-22-2006 09:29
oooooh, LOLZ i <3 sausagies!!! ty every1 cause now i get it, the fortune teller an i always ask the FATES about it! what facton is the gold diving rod?
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-22-2006 09:30
SS if there is one golden piece of wisdom I could choose to pass along to you in all my years of existence, it is this:
NEVER double fist sausages.
*continues to just die laughing*
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