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Al Z
Al Z

Dec-6-2006 18:59

Nobody cares what you're really doing! So make something kooky up!

WHUT UUUUP?

Like, I'm on a laptop computer right now, but like, I don't own a laptop computer. I totally ran into a computer store and stole it off the table five minutes ago, and they totally called the cops and as I type this, three squad cars are chasing me! But they'll never catch me, because I have a vial of my patented invisibility juice <GULP> YEAH BAYBEE I'M INVISIBLE!

WHUT UUUUPPP?

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-9-2006 01:51

OK so I was in the self-help/ointment aisle of my local pharmacy (grr again), picking out the diapers I wanna wear this week, just minding my own biz-nitch and thinking about how groovy it would be to fall asleep in a recession-buster sized tub of gravy from KFC, and it occurs to me that I don't know what the 11 way-secret 'herbs and spices' are, so I ask the col. with the bolo tie if his last name rhymes with sanders, and he's all "yeah...what's my name, beeyatch?", and the ONLY thing I can think of to say is "Can I call you Cousin Ray-Ray?"

Wow...awkward.

WHUT UUUUP?

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-9-2006 22:06

bump

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-9-2006 22:08

I'm getting annoyed with teenagers....

WHUT UUUUUUP?

(oh wait, its supposed to be something fake???...crap)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-10-2006 00:38

It's not your teenage cousin's fault peeps be wanna calling him Ray-Ray...wait till the next family reunion, then oxycute his sorry ass with the deep-down filth-killing bubbly-scrubbing foaming action. Don't let him up until he says "Ray-Ray sees the LIGHT, yo"

If he moans about a train at the end of a tunnel, that's totally not your problem.

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-28-2006 04:57

I just got back from the past but I think I messed up the whole space-time continuum thingie and I think I altered the events for the future. See I took my laptop and my Treo - gotta stay connected. I was trying to redo my 1st year in Air Force when the Government found out I had "special equipment". They wanted from weapon development I said no way so thay stole it and tried to lock me up. There was a struggle and all of a sudded another one of me appeard, she, I mean I or me anyway BackInTheDay Farm A Sea shot them with animal tranquilizers. We ran away right into my 'timewarp spinning hole thinga ma bob in the air'. I landed right here infront of my computer. She, um me 2, don't quite know what to call her is in my kitchen making toast.

Now all I have to do is convince my mom she had twins.

WHAT UUUPP?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-28-2006 05:30

I have a question....

When you (she) shot them with animal tranquilizers, did they do the slow mo fall down going N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O?

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-28-2006 06:14

startin' to think handing out traquilizers as part of the subscription package wouldn't be such a bad idea...

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-28-2006 06:19

*starts a petition*

Biggie528

AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Dec-28-2006 09:57

Dude, I'm all over that like a fat kid on a Smartie. Ooh, they should give out Smarties, too!

AraLives

Johnboy
Johnboy

Dec-29-2006 00:02

Dude i have a total issue with the term "going out". Liek seriously who care sif you're "going out", like you aren't even going out half the time! It would seem that if you were going to be "going out" with someone you'd at least be off on a date with them not hooking up at parties and at movies, come on seriously people these days are so juvenile! Well i suppose that is just my little problem with the current generation.....ugh.
And lets continue this petition the proper way.

Biggie528
AraLives
Johnboy

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