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Zocrates83
Zocrates83
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-9-2006 20:26

now THAT is a story for your grandkids Mama...

LOL so I found the worst pickup lines of all time, which I am just dying at, so I won't bore you with the typical ones, but here are some of the ones that would totally work on me lol

I just moved here, so can you give me your address? I'm lost without you.

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-29-2006 11:30

Ok, call me curious....

All these lines were more along the lines of what guys should say to girls.

Guys, what lines would get you from girls?

*is totally NOT going to use these on NY eve*

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Dec-30-2006 13:26

Ok, biggie, in my experience, men don't NEED a pick up line other than, say: "Uh, you wanna..?"

BUT, if you want to be classier, try some of these:

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Believe it or not, getting a date is still hard when you are THIS beautiful.

AND, my personal favorite:

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-30-2006 20:00

Andrea I knew I loved you for a reason....

I thought I might play around with classy for a night, see if it got me further than "hey, you got $.30?"

AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Dec-30-2006 20:20

I bet if you did the old tie-a-cherry-stem-into-a-knot-with-your-tongue manoeuvre you'd get all sorts of phone numbers.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-30-2006 20:41

Last time I tried it I choked, turned bright red, and almost threw up....

true story....

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Dec-31-2006 13:21

Ok scratch the cherry thing...

And just to be on the safe side,

*passes a roll of dimes*



biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-31-2006 23:34

*kicks andrea hard*

nonaddict2
nonaddict2

Jan-1-2007 00:50

lol the silly lines... to be honest none worked on me and i was as blunt as i could be... i always went up to the guy and said... "Hey, wanna go out?"

I have had guys come to me and ask "Are your eyes always this way or do you wear contacts?" (hint: i have two different color eyes) I'd reply "Yeah they were always this way, and yes, i know it's weird."

they can't come up with anything original.

nonaddict2
nonaddict2

Jan-1-2007 00:51

and yes, i like originality and creativity.

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