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Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

Dec-7-2006 03:32

ohh come on you forgot the classic "do you have a dime? I need to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams"

Dec-9-2006 08:52

Guy: Do you have any German in you?
Girl: No.
Guy: Would you like to?

The pick up line that worked for me, Not really a line, more like a techniquie. I was ordered through the drive thru of a Taco Bell.

I asked the person at the speaker what they wanted and he said,

"Your name and number to start." We were engaged 23 days later and married 6 months after that. Apperently it works really well. :D

Dec-9-2006 20:26

now THAT is a story for your grandkids Mama...

LOL so I found the worst pickup lines of all time, which I am just dying at, so I won't bore you with the typical ones, but here are some of the ones that would totally work on me lol

I just moved here, so can you give me your address? I'm lost without you.

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Dec-29-2006 11:30

Ok, call me curious....

All these lines were more along the lines of what guys should say to girls.

Guys, what lines would get you from girls?

*is totally NOT going to use these on NY eve*

Dec-30-2006 13:26

Ok, biggie, in my experience, men don't NEED a pick up line other than, say: "Uh, you wanna..?"

BUT, if you want to be classier, try some of these:

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Believe it or not, getting a date is still hard when you are THIS beautiful.

AND, my personal favorite:

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Dec-30-2006 20:00

Andrea I knew I loved you for a reason....

I thought I might play around with classy for a night, see if it got me further than "hey, you got $.30?"

Dec-30-2006 20:20

I bet if you did the old tie-a-cherry-stem-into-a-knot-with-your-tongue manoeuvre you'd get all sorts of phone numbers.

Dec-30-2006 20:41

Last time I tried it I choked, turned bright red, and almost threw up....

true story....

Dec-31-2006 13:21

Ok scratch the cherry thing...

And just to be on the safe side,

*passes a roll of dimes*

Dec-31-2006 23:34

*kicks andrea hard*