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Zocrates83
Zocrates83
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-30-2006 14:08

Good one Andrea...

in a modern day setting, you might need to amend that to be "Was dat a gat yo?"

Fiddler's Green
Fiddler's Green

Nov-30-2006 15:02

How about my own personal favourite:-

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

or the infamous

"Get your coat - you've pulled"

Trey Lin
Trey Lin
Assistant Librarian

Nov-30-2006 15:47

OOOHhh...nice wrapping pick up lines??!!

Guy: Would you like to dance?
Gal: Not with you
Guy: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-30-2006 16:06

LMFAO to both Fid and Andrea/Trey

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-30-2006 16:17

oh if we're not gonna be nice:

Hey I'm not the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you...

Christina Williamson
Christina Williamson

Nov-30-2006 16:56

Nice Line: If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would soon be dark.

Not So Nice: (man walks into woman's chest.) Well, if they weren't so big, this would not have happened.

Trey Lin
Trey Lin
Assistant Librarian

Nov-30-2006 18:01

Guy (looking at her chest): It must be cold in here
Girl (looking at his pants): yeah, it really must be

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-7-2006 00:34

BURNAGE!!!

Okay, so its been like slightly over 14 years since I've had occasion to bust out a pick-up line. Which is really a good thing.The last gem I remember trying was " *droool* you have hair and it looks like it's all your own...how's that working out for ya?"

I'm just so glad I don't have to think about that stuff anymore. BUT need to say that I was present (which means, "in the van") for a really groovy performance of this classic:

"was your father a thief?"
No? Then who stole the stars from the sky and made them shine in your eyes?"

I was in the driver's seat and I distinctly remember having to fight the urge to vomit on the gas pedal.


Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-7-2006 01:23

ergh that's as bad as going up to a girl and checking the tag on her clothes, and when she asks what you're doing, say 'Oh I just wondered is this said 'Made in Heaven'... *gag*

(yoyo stop scribbling these down!)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-7-2006 03:32

ohh come on you forgot the classic "do you have a dime? I need to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams"

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