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Zocrates83
Zocrates83
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 07:38

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Teerawk
Teerawk

Nov-28-2006 10:52

SS, try "that dress looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled up on the floor of my bedroom"
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But be careful who you try it on. If you were to say that to me, I'd slap you as hard as I possibly could. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 11:33

nahh with his accent Teerawk, he could pull it off (no pun intended)

anything sounds good when you have a killer accent :)

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Nov-28-2006 14:40

hehehe ok i've got to put my 2 cents worth in here:

If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

what'syourname
what'syourname

Nov-28-2006 15:00

LMAO!!!

this is great.... i will tell you the one my honey used on me...

*voice of joey from Friends* HOW YOU DOIN'? *eyebrows arch*

what can i say... i am a sucker for stupid lines!! hee hee....(proof is i married him)

Johnboy
Johnboy

Nov-28-2006 15:17

Ok for these you need to be standing with the person:

"If you were a pirate would you want a parrot on this shoulder (rest hand on the one closes to you) or this one (Rest hand on the far shoulder)"

"Lets count shoulders (Touch your far shoulder first) 1, 2(your near shoulder), 3 (Their near shoulder), 4 (they're far shoulder)"

Johnboy
Johnboy

Nov-28-2006 15:17

And after posting the one above i realized that pickup lines suck if you have to explain them.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Nov-29-2006 17:15

If you and I wouldn't go steady....do you realize we'd be responsible for a great bunch of people that will never be born.

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Nov-30-2006 13:51

“Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?” Ilsa in “Casablanca” with Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart

I am sorry, but that one just about melts me...

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-30-2006 14:08

Good one Andrea...

in a modern day setting, you might need to amend that to be "Was dat a gat yo?"

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