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Zocrates83
Zocrates83
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 03:06

you boys are going about this all wrong....

SS, try "that dress looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled up on the floor of my bedroom" (theres also another similar one about it being becoming but cant write it lol)

guaranteed to pick you up a hawt chick with half a brain in their head....or, if worse comes to worse, wave some money around, always works with me....

the Aussie pickup line DID rock too

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Nov-28-2006 04:35

First of all, Zoc, thank you for starting this thread. Can you say laughing histericaly potential?

Second of all, Biggie and SS, thanks for the plug. Here it goes, but remember that this line really does work better if you are actually Australian..or ate the very least, you are faking the accent.

Aussie guy: "Do you know what an Australian kiss is?"
Girl: uh..no
Aussie guy: "It's like a French kiss, but down under"

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Nov-28-2006 05:20

ROFLMAO!!!
Beware you've entered my area of expertise,

Hey baby I'm Fred Flinstone and Im gonna make your Bed-rock

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 06:04

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

And yes, this thread is gonna go places, great idea Zoc :)

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Nov-28-2006 06:04

Funniest line I ever heard:

You're not the type of girl who fools around, are you?

Nope, sorry.

Well, how would you like to have a close, meaningful relationship for the next 3 hours?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 07:38

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Teerawk
Teerawk

Nov-28-2006 10:52

SS, try "that dress looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled up on the floor of my bedroom"
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But be careful who you try it on. If you were to say that to me, I'd slap you as hard as I possibly could. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 11:33

nahh with his accent Teerawk, he could pull it off (no pun intended)

anything sounds good when you have a killer accent :)

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Nov-28-2006 14:40

hehehe ok i've got to put my 2 cents worth in here:

If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

what'syourname
what'syourname

Nov-28-2006 15:00

LMAO!!!

this is great.... i will tell you the one my honey used on me...

*voice of joey from Friends* HOW YOU DOIN'? *eyebrows arch*

what can i say... i am a sucker for stupid lines!! hee hee....(proof is i married him)

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