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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Apr-22-2010 15:59

Anais, I to this day, still cannot ride a bike..and have no desire to!

Apr-22-2010 23:28

I can just about stay on a bike, but not really in a straight line. Not a good idea in traffic, or anywhere where there are other people, or on a narrow path - let's face it, just not a good idea!

Some friends once made me go for a bike ride down some dark country lanes on Halloween. Every time I stopped, which was often, the chain fell off and we had to spend several minutes putting it back on, while wondering nervously what the eerie noises coming from behind the hedge were...

Apr-23-2010 07:36

*Plays some scary music for Cordie*

Apr-24-2010 22:29

I blame all my farts on the nearest dog. If no real dogs are nearby, I blame them on a stuffed dog. That's why I always keep a stuffed dog in my man-purse. It's kinda awkward pulling it out without being noticed in some situations. Like on an elevator. Or if you just happen to be sharing a spacesuit.

That and an addiction to canned kidney beans are the reasons I never take elevators.

I always thought Kathryn would make a fabulous writer. Look who's crystal ball was the truthiest, yo!

Apr-25-2010 10:34

LOL, crunchpatty! :D And I do happen to be an aspiring writer, so, thanks. :D

Apr-25-2010 16:57

I watch VH1 reality shows, but not when anyone is around.

I am 28 and love the Twilight books and movies!

When I was 11, I put cattails in all my neighbor's door mail slots.

I once rode a trike down a slide on a dare.

Relating to the above dare, I had to have 4 stitches on my head.

I will try any food at least once.

I eat buffalo at least twice a week.

May-3-2010 20:16

I throw HUGE hissy fits when someone brakes my stuff. ( This inculudes smashing things thats not mine and screaming)

I threatened a guy at a pizza place because he asked me if I "Wanted to know what being with a "real" man felt like"

I once hit a cat with a shovel for catching a bird. Than forced my dad to take it to the vet

When I was in kindergarden I got punched in the eye and when I got back to school I beat the living mess out of the kid who gave it to me. (And I didn't even get in trouble) :D

Aug-28-2010 18:02

I once stole a goldfish out of my sisters room. Sadly I put it in my pocket and forgot... Anyway I put it on the floor beside the bowel and never told anyone...

Aug-29-2010 06:16

Speaking of goldfish, once i scared a goldfish right out of the water (seriously, he was so freaked out by me tapping the glass wherever he went, that he dived right out of the tank) and landed on the floor. I saw him flipping and flopping with his mouth wide open, until he stopped moving. I was so scared that I just ran away. I also never told anyone...

Aug-30-2010 21:00

As long as my employer continues to stock low quality toilet paper, I replace all rolls so they roll under the bottom, not over the top. The TP is so thin and the holders are mounted so low on the wall that it becomes impossible to tear off more than one square at a time.