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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!



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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Mar-4-2007 00:14

I have three nipples.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-14-2007 23:37

I catch myself laughing at the stupid jokes on american idol.

Sara Lou
Sara Lou

Mar-15-2007 08:54

I am terrified of frogs. Towards the end of school we'll be disecting frogs and I'm terrified.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-15-2007 23:07

Awww - I heard that if you click your heels together three times and say "There's no frog like Kermit" they'll actually wake from the dead, smile at you, grab the scalpel and do most of the cutting on their own, totally pro-bono.

I trust scalpers when they say they'll be right back with the tickets.



yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Mar-16-2007 04:18

ARe you kidding dissecting was the best. Like the time you get a sheep's lung and then the girls's put on the ruber gloves but the guys just touch it with there bare hands. I want more dissections.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Mar-16-2007 05:16

somewhere in that yoyo there's a life lesson for all of us ;)

detectivehappy
detectivehappy
Old Shoe

Mar-16-2007 12:07

I'm a little scared of YoYo right now.

I confess, that although I am over 18, I did find this game through the Nancy Drew web page. *ducks*

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Mar-16-2007 12:25

Detective Happy, I found this game through the Nancy Drew web page, too. And I'm 40.

Yoyo, yer scary, dude. And we never got a sheep's lung - I feel cheated!!

Will admit that I weaseled out of dissecting the frog, back in 8th grade. The smell of formaldehyde made me so nauseated that I took an extra art class that day, instead.

The extra art class was absolutely no help for me. I still can't draw.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 00:39

So. My grandmother, who is perpetually noted as 'Nana' in my family lore pop-up book (skip the grandpa page, this is still a PG site) lives less than 5 blocks away from me in one of those Shay Acres retirement plaza deals. She's been there over a year.

Visited once. At christmas.

We ate some chocolate together.





Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 09:48

This is an interesting thread from my point of view so here goes.

I'm a minister by profession.
I'm taking notes.
Crunch has some a portable confessional booth en route to his house as we speak.

On a more personal note:
I own and have read all of the Little House On the Prairie novels...
I watch home remodeling/redecorating shows obsessively
I was captain of the football team in HS, but hated playing because I was lazy.
I have NEVER watched Titanic due to a personal boycott of movies to which I know the ending.

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