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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Dec-22-2006 09:25

At least you already have the mullet wig and Coors Lite t-shirt. Just remember, you get more camera time if you rip the t-shirt off in the midst of the cops wrassling you to the ground.

No I don't speak from experience.....

Jan-22-2007 23:53

"you get more camera time if you rip the t-shirt off in the midst of the cops wrassling you to the ground"
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especially if the good people at Nair happen to be sponsoring that episode :P

okay so just a few moments ago, I doubled up on my cholesterol medication SIMPLY because I'm getting my blood tested tomorrow. And i'm thinking about going for round three, just cause I can't face the shame of seeing the word "delicious" in the same sentence as "blood" in the test results.

Feb-19-2007 22:15

*knows you have something to confess voice*

Every time I get a suspect called "Humphrey" in the daily course of my detectiveish little workaday, I shorten it to "Hump" before I write it down. Then I giggle a little in my head and tell myself that if anyone ever asks me why, I can just write it off to carpal tunnel syndrome.
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I will taste pretty much anything on a dare.
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Also, I lie to people sometimes and tell them I think their baby is really cute, when in reality what I want to say is that it looks like it was made from Plasticine and then rolled, head down, in a sack of mascara and Cocker Spaniel fur.

Feb-20-2007 13:38

I can't lie to people about their fugly babies. I will cut them off mid-question, and walk away. Hump is one of my FAVORITE words in the whole world, and I use it in a sentence as often as possible. I will taste pretty much anything just because I like to eat stuff. Hmmm...... I sniff my armpits a couple times a day, all OCD-style no matter where I am or who I'm around. I like to go sing karaoke, and when no one expects it, I insert the f-word into the song. Once I gave my grandma a couple of Anne Rice's super, extra, dirty nasty sex books to read on accident. Then pretended they were my Mom's. :)

Feb-20-2007 19:51

I am 12 yrs old.
I never watch scary movies.
I have a million stuffed animals.
When I see a moron on the T.V., I throw something at the television.
I am obsessed with Nancy Drew.
All my friends are weirdos like me.
I like to read.
Some People call me Goth and I'm not.
I am nancycat on herinteractive.
I dance weird.

Feb-20-2007 19:52

Oh yeah, and a strange person has a crush on me.

Now you know "all" of my secrets.....

Mar-4-2007 00:14

I have three nipples.

Mar-14-2007 23:37

I catch myself laughing at the stupid jokes on american idol.

Mar-15-2007 08:54

I am terrified of frogs. Towards the end of school we'll be disecting frogs and I'm terrified.

Mar-15-2007 23:07

Awww - I heard that if you click your heels together three times and say "There's no frog like Kermit" they'll actually wake from the dead, smile at you, grab the scalpel and do most of the cutting on their own, totally pro-bono.

I trust scalpers when they say they'll be right back with the tickets.