crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Feb-12-2007 22:31
so...I'm just really digging my fingernails right now. I keep them sorta long on my right hand, under the completely deluded pretense that one day, the Acoustic Guitar Fabulousness Appreciation Society is gonna come knocking at my door with a big sack of money, chicken wings and peppermint Quaaludes, but that probably ain't happening.
In a more practical sense, they're hellabomb good for stuff like opening yogourt containers, child-proof seals (less so for fur seals...trust me on that, I worked for greenpeace) and for totally pwning itches. Plus, they come in naturally white, so all the ladies think I've just had a French manicure. They're all "oooh wuz you at the salon?", and I'm all "naaaah baby, s'all me, yo".
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