crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-19-2006 01:55
dude...if I could fart on command I'd SO get me a halloween style frilly prince outfit and treat the world to my own personal bent over rendition of 'Purple Rain'
(For any lycanthropes out there *Grin @ hawkeye*, it's a better silver bullet than anything the lazy humps at Coors have dreamed up yet)
I pick my teeth with matchbook corners.
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cenoecox
Well-Connected
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Nov-19-2006 08:46
I'm totally OCD. If I see a place setting in a restaurant, and the utensils aren't all completely parallel to one another, I have to walk over and straighten them out. I drew a diagram at work of my desk so that if a co-worker borrows a stapler or something, the dumb twink knows where it goes when she returns it. I've made people cry for less.
And I love biting stuff! Apparently, Jennifers bite humans, so don't put fingers near their mouths, everyone. I've also bitten my dog. My next fave are fresh pencils. Mmmmm........
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