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Oct-20-2006 09:05

Oh yeah BAYBEEE!!

For those of you who thought maybe I'd just gotten bored of Sleuth or had finally finished building my personal spaceship and had gone off to explore the great unknown (That is, unknown to you ignorant fools!) I have some startling news.

I'M BAACCCCCCKK!!

That's righty right. I was sidetracked, hookwinked, distracted for a protracted period that some, and you know who you are, like to call "The bulk of October".

But now everything is back to normal. This spells one thing and one thing only for all of you. And you know what it is!

DOOM!

I'M BACK BAYBEE. HIDE YOUR SNACKAGE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Nov-23-2006 20:30

I heard he's playing the Virgin Mary in an all-male prison production of 'Passion of the Christ'...quick, check the nunneries for guys claiming they're just 'getting into character'...

Nov-23-2006 20:59

I heard that he's working on a superhero costume for that reality show where you create your own....not sure, but according to my investigations, he's spent a lot of money lately on pink tights, spandex bodysuits, and strangely enough, my bedazzler has gone missing....

Nov-23-2006 21:08

Nice try folks, but the truth is he's locked in my basement.

Turns out he hates spiders.

And the dark.

And being hit with 20,000 volts while standing in a kiddie pool, strung by his arms, while Celine Dion plays on repeat in the background.

But he likes using his bucket for some strange reason.

Nov-23-2006 22:15

Serges, that's really creepy in a "it puts the lotion in the basket" kind of way.

Nov-23-2006 22:44

*tries desperately to understand Sunny's analogy*

Serges, I have a CD of kiddie songs that plays satanic messages when its reversed if you want to borrow it :)

Nov-23-2006 23:44

biggie, you haven't seen "Silence of the Lambs"? How'd that happen?

Sunny...you just made my day of dead poultry with that one.

Nov-24-2006 00:09

*bedazzles a turkey carcass with a surprisingly lifelike rendering of Anthony Hopkins in the hopes that it pleases Sir Anth ugh I mean serges...fills a frydaddy with a basketload of lotion*

Take THAT, oil of olay...

Nov-24-2006 00:09

*hangs her head in shame*

No, I haven't had the pleasure, unfortunately lol

I have a real problem with Jodie Foster :)

Nov-24-2006 00:18

OK, false alarm people. It turns out that my house guest is NOT Al Z.

Not a total wash though, it's Al Sharpton.

Nov-24-2006 08:05

Oh. You're gonna need more lotion then...I need me a Reverend suit.