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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-13-2006 04:16

*bump *

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-14-2006 19:24

*someone back-door insult me already*

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Oct-15-2006 16:51

There's no way I could insult you biggie!?! After all, the court order forbids me saying anything bad about you... at least in front of our daughter.

You remember her right? She misses her mommy and has forgiven you for the tire-iron incident. She is starting to walk again, which is wonderful.
I don't even think she cares how you make your money anymore. As long as you don't send the gin-soaked nickels anymore in your child support, everything should be fine.

And it's so adorable... she looks just like you! Or at least she did when she got into the make-up the other day. It was frightening how bright red lipstick and a gallon of foundation could transform that beautiful little girl into her mother.

Write back as soon as you get out of lockup. What's the sentence for solicitation these days, anyway?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-15-2006 17:10

Wow Sergey, you must have been mad when she went into your makeup! I can't even imagine how long you kept her in the closet for that one....

And its not MY fault you turned our lovely daughter against me! Just because I sent her to the liquor store a couple times, now I'm a bad mother?? You tell her that her mom is bad, she's going to believe it. You know she believes everything you say, even when you told her that your "swing" was for practicing for gymnastics for the US Olympic Team....

Maybe we could work out some sort of visitation? I don't want her to get confused about why she can't be a drag queen like her Daddy....

Meghan-Suzie
Meghan-Suzie

Oct-20-2006 03:14

MOMMEEEE DADDDEEEEE!!! why are you fighting AGAIN?

DADDY why am I wearing this fur coat and all this makeup! C'mon, let me outta the closet!!!!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-20-2006 09:32

*full-body shudder*

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Oct-20-2006 09:36

I hear ya, crunch

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-20-2006 10:12

Hey leave my girl alone, its not my fault she's a freak....

talk to her daddy....

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Oct-20-2006 12:05

Bad girls aren't born, biggie. Their moms train them.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-20-2006 14:32

Yeah well I think her "mom" had an identity crisis while I was serving my sentence for solicitation. No wonder the poor girl is confused.

By the way, can I have my lingerie back? It WAS part of the settlement...

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