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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-29-2006 23:43

This post rewards effort.

Serges - my homewad- I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say that Sleuthville appreciates your efforts to keep this thing alive. That's our Serges - always a giver. Same kind of work ethic he puts in to his business, Liquid Kourage (http://www.liquidkourage.net/).

Big ups for keeping the dream alive in that viscious business with a name that sounds like you pulled it off a bottle of roofies and a thriving client base consisting of 11 year old girls to whom you rent out your old Britney Spears cassettes as background while they lip-synch "Oops I Did It Again" into a grimy turkey baster!

Andrea "Distract 'em with cleavage then steal their airplane glue" X is fightin' the good fight too, just like Brother Malcolm before her. See, the X takes the place of the slave name forced upon her ancestors centuries ago...but really, that's the only thing that's ever been forced upon her...everyone and everything else was invited with that sly, 8 toothed (all hers, guys) come-hither smile. For making the effort to bend down and fasten the velcro on those cougar boots night in and night out...all my love.

Raven, it's great to see a new face on the boards, welcome to the community! For having the courage to post here I salute you! For having 19 jars of your own urine in an attache case under the stairs...meh, I'm sure we'll all be able to get past it.

Ah and Justin. Uncle Bubba hisself. Been a couple of days since your last comment but that's understandable, what with the fact that in many parts of California, oven mitts, ski masks, barber hair, rendered chicken fat and farm porn can ALL be procured at the very same strip malls. They really got it all out there folks, and Justin's been saying Californ-eye-yay!. But it's a hard choice - we know- between sundry shopping and staying at home watching wrestling and flexing in the mirror. If you keep calling yourself J-Ro, eventually someone else will too.

*cringes in advance cause I know I'm gonna pay*

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-30-2006 00:11

This is so weird... I was googling randomly tonight and found this:

"'O Canada' new verse submission by Crunchpatty:

O Canada,
You make my nipples hard,
'Cause here up north,
By comparison I'm smart.


With open mouths your strippers bow
To make an honest buck

It's just a shame, O Canada,
They don't know how to suck.

Our cash is queer,
Our singers blow,
O Canada, to France I'd like to go...

O Canada, I eat your yellow snow."


jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Oct-1-2006 03:32

<I'm a little under the weather so excuse my abscence... It'll only give me more time to come up with something really good to burn all of you with. I'm looking right at you AndreaX and Crunchpatty!>


In the meantime I think I need to point out that Serges left out part of his Canadian National Anthem.

We are all proud cordial Cannucks
None of us know, our beer really sucks.


AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Oct-1-2006 16:50

Oh..no way this is going on page 2.

Bumping it to give the Justin here a chance to respond..if he dares

Jack Hartman
Jack Hartman

Oct-1-2006 17:22

Crunch, for the sake of all other Cannucks out there, you have to stand strong in the face of all this anti-Canadian propoganda. If they want to boast, let them boast. If they want to gloat over the superiority of their beer, women, national pasttimes, music, arts, language, culture and people as a whole by comparison to your own, let them. Their time will come.

It may not be this year. It may not be next year. It may not be a year conceivable by any current calendar system or notion of space/time. But when the time finally does come that you can prove them all wrong, you will be able to stand, having weathered the storm of nay-sayers, hold your head up high, and proclaim proudly to all the world "Canada: it's not just America's hat anymore!"

And on that day, sir, I will salute you. With a tear in my eye.

T. R. Wexler
T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected

Oct-1-2006 19:24

Oh, Jack. We just love you. Especially how you can make something out of nothing.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Oct-1-2006 19:54

I just have to say T.R... LOOKING GOOD!

It makes me wish I were a 12-year-old-boy again so I could PM you nonstop with "OMG you are SOOOOOOOO a HOTTIE!!!!"

The best thing about it is, I don't have to bootleg that copy of Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 now. I can get my "entertainment value" from staring at you.

I just have to get one of those waterproof keyboards first.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Oct-2-2006 03:49

Serges I hear Crunch can get you a great deal on one of those. He goes through so many they let him buy them wholesale.

Its tough when the cops keep taking your stuff away every few weeks huh Crunch? Stay strong and stick it to the man!

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Oct-2-2006 04:33

Andrea! Thank you so much for joining the party! It’s so nice to have you here. You’ll have to excuse my delay in getting back to you, when I saw your hairdo straight from the stylist, all poofed up and in nice old lady blue… I thought that we were being invaded by a bingo convention and ran into hiding. I must say, that hairdo looks absolutely ravishing on you, and nothing at all like a rabid poodle just begging to be put out of her misery. How you manage to pull off these looks girl!

Biggie, oh I am so glad to see you. You know I’m such a fan of yours. It breaks my heart to have to tell you this, but we just heard back from the NEA today. While I absolutely LOVE your movies, the government bureaucrats at the Endowment say that what you’re doing technically isn’t “art.” I don’t know, I think I’m going to have to disagree with them, I mean: double jointed and no gag reflex? Give that girl a star on the walk of fame people!

Ravenclaw, I didn’t know that the parole board had reversed their decision. Well, that’s good for you. I know those electro-shock therapy sessions can give you such a migraine. Wow, I really must say you are looking good. The hair has almost grown back to cover the spots they shaved off for the electrodes. I know who I’m taking to the Annual Asylum Ball. Oh yeah, I’m looking at you cutie pie.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Oct-2-2006 04:34

Careful Serges… Don’t be putting any ideas about you being a 12 year old boy into Al Z’s head. There’s a rumor going around the boards that our good Al might actually be a Catholic Priest. I just thought you’d like fair warning, but oh… who am I kidding? We all know that’s secretly what you wanted when you posted that comment. You went to see Pirates to gawk at Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom didn’t you? I mean look at your avatar man. You’re just screaming “I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m proud!” Well sister, you can feel safe here. You are amongst family and friends. We aren’t judgmental. You can feel free to come out of the closet and live as your true self Serges. Those pumps are FABULOUS and you want the whole world to know it!

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