Sleuth Home - Message Boards - Message Board Game Room

Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

Sep-26-2006 21:15

Ahhh Serges, the way you throw around big words is pretty impressive as well. I am so glad that "word of the day" toilet paper is working out well for you, despite the fact that you keep it in your vans glove compartment instead of the bathroom.....

Sep-26-2006 21:19

I wish there was enough time to get into the list of qualities biggie has that make her a worthwhile member of the species, but this sentence is almost over.

Oh well, maybe next time I get a microsecond to spare I can rifle it off...

Sep-26-2006 21:23

Allow me to help you with that Serges:

most importantly, you have told me multiple times that you wish you could be even half the man I am (which is saying something, being that I am pretty feminine)

Sep-26-2006 21:26

I never did send you a card for that operation, did I? I feel horrible now. Look at the bright side though... they botched it about halfway through, so you can sue for malpractice and use the money to "find" yourself. And in the end, isn't that all that matters?

Sep-26-2006 21:30

yeah but on the plus side, I used YOU as my model for manhood.....so right now I pretty much have man boobs and a couple little chin hairs, nothing more than that....

you are one handsome devil serges :)

Sep-26-2006 22:48

Wow biggie, this whole time I thought you were a midget, but last night when you got up off your knees I realized we're actually the same height! Oh and honey, next time can you please shave your back hair? You shed like a cat. This stuff isn't coming off the couch.

Sep-27-2006 00:06

What do you say about a guy like Justin Roepel...

I mean, other than what the Enquirer had to say. Their 12-page in-depth expose was a roller-coaster ride of a read. Since I know some of you consider that publication "trash", let me excerpt some of the more interesting things in the article...

"Justin Elizabeth Roepel was born to steal the spotlight. His mother, world-famous bearded lady 'Hairy Sherry', and his father, notorious kleptomaniac Antoine '11-fingers' Roepel, seem to have done a fine job preparing Justin for the world stage."

"A relative newcomer in his genre, Justin has written, produced, and starred in such one-man shows as 'Justine: The woman Within The Man Within The Gown', 'Tales From Below The Beergut', and the allegedly autobiographical 'That Hooker Was Dead When I Got Here'."

"When asked about the future, Roepel simply shrugged his shoulders, returning to his paint-chip sandwich."

Your whole family must be so proud of your success, Justin. Be sure to send my love to your cousin when you see her... and if you could get her to give me a receipt, that would be great.

Sep-27-2006 01:51

Does the word aquitted mean nothing to you? Sheesh! And besides, there was never any proof that she was actually a hooker.

My cousin (the transgendered, one eyed crack whore with a gimpy leg), has a reciept for you. "She" says it was for extra strength penacillian and rabies shots. She said that since she got the reciept you'd darn well better be reimbursing her for the cost. She said you and Crunchpatty would know why????? I'm not sure I want to know what thats all about.

Ah Serges... What can I say about you that every District Attorney from here to Phnom Penh hasn't already uttured aloud infront of a jury? I mean, how do you get kicked out of Cambodia? I mean seriously man! You have to step back and admit that you have a problem when Cambodia thinks your too sick to be in thier country.

Sep-27-2006 02:35

Justin, I feel so stupid! I've been staring at your avatar all this time, and it finally dawned on me where I reognize you from.

There must be some kind of misunderstanding, though, because there's no way you could be the top recruiter for NAMBLA *and* Grand Master of the KKK. There just isn't enough time in the day!

Sep-28-2006 00:56

Wow Serges, can you say lead balloon? lmao. I apreciate your staring at my avatar for great lenghts of time. I'm flattered, really I am, but I don't really swing that way. I'm afraid you, Al Z, and Crunchpatty will have to continue your torrid affair as a threesome. So sorry to break your hearts boys.

Oh yes, Biggie.... I was serious about the backhair honey. We really need to get that shaved off so that we can make wigs and toupees for the unfortunate bald like Trey Lin. The poor girl has lost all of her hair, even her eyebrows. It really is a shame, she got lice and flesh eating bacteria from Jack. He told her it was just a burn from a hot pan in the kitchen. That really is low Jack. Necratising bacteria? Man... That musta been a heck of a first date.