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Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

Sep-25-2006 22:02

If I may, I would like to step slightly outside the previously-agreed upon format of the game to also say hello to biggie, who, like the trooper she is has managed to make the best of her current ankle-shackled run from 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' by calling it a vacation and doing her best to show the southeastern states that pump-kin can be a hobby, not just a festive vegetable. Run Biggie run!

Of course she wouldn't even BE in this predicament if she had managed to lap-dance her way to just a few more measly dollars for the topical ointment that does away with those pesky l'il critters rather than trying sneak it out of the Piggly-Wiggly in her her cousin Ray-Ray's hunting vest. It's only camoflage in the swamp hon. And remember- location location location - no-one at the 7-11 really wanted a lap dance.

Sep-25-2006 23:26

Hey crunch, I just wanted to congratulate you on reaching your latest milestone. I know it took a lot of hard work and determination, and I knew there were times when you wanted to just give up, but you can finally look in the mirror with pride and say:

"I, Crunchpatty, have finally been intimate with every moose in Canada."

Well done, crunch. Will you be switching over Bigfoot hunting now? I only ask because I saw your browser history and the words "big foot lover" were all over the place...

Sep-26-2006 02:50

lol, so many moose, so little time. For the record, it wasn't every one...hard to keep track what with the random antler changes. Not a single one unhappy, I might add.

Hey, speaking of browser histories...congrats on finally biting the bullet and checking out the surgery, you brave soul you! Just do it...after a while no one will ask why your "hair" has a chin-strap. Eventually the neck skin will grow over that and no-one will be any the wiser. Yay!

A word of caution - I've seen your yearbook pix (they were up in the post office/casting agency, sorry for snooping), and that whole Mary Tyler Moore look you were rockin' ain't helpin anybody, just saying. Move on, throw the dress away - it just looked weird with the Def Leppard tank. Just my advice. IF you can figure out a way to drop it on a bigfoot, I might holla back. But that's a big if.

Sep-26-2006 08:30

Interesting you are so fascinated by Big Foot Crunch Patty. After all you know what they say about people with big feet!

Too bad you don't have any.

Sep-26-2006 12:25

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Al Z: a more daring soul never lived. Here is a man who, in spite of all his significant handicaps and shortcomings in the field, has boldly decided to bring these quips /below the belt/. Good for you, Al! You're not letting a little thing like gross inferiority stand in the way of your desperate desire to compete with the other lads here. And that shows you've got /heart/, if nothing else. Kudos to you!

Sep-26-2006 13:19

You have to admire Jack's vocabulary and eloquence. Wow, man. I bet you get all the boys with that silver tongue.

Sep-26-2006 21:15

Ahhh Serges, the way you throw around big words is pretty impressive as well. I am so glad that "word of the day" toilet paper is working out well for you, despite the fact that you keep it in your vans glove compartment instead of the bathroom.....

Sep-26-2006 21:19

I wish there was enough time to get into the list of qualities biggie has that make her a worthwhile member of the species, but this sentence is almost over.

Oh well, maybe next time I get a microsecond to spare I can rifle it off...

Sep-26-2006 21:23

Allow me to help you with that Serges:

most importantly, you have told me multiple times that you wish you could be even half the man I am (which is saying something, being that I am pretty feminine)

Sep-26-2006 21:26

I never did send you a card for that operation, did I? I feel horrible now. Look at the bright side though... they botched it about halfway through, so you can sue for malpractice and use the money to "find" yourself. And in the end, isn't that all that matters?