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Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

Sep-25-2006 04:09

Ah, it's always nice to see my good friend Jack Hartman around these parts.

Did I ever tell you I knew his brother Phil?

He was a heck of a guy. Said he owed all the success in his life to you, Jack. I mean, all he could do was gush on and on about how you introduced him to his wife. He kept saying she was "crazy" about him, and it was all thanks to you, Jack.

Sep-25-2006 10:33

Man Serges, you really know how to talk man. You just go on and on and on and well, on and on and on, and ya know, on and on and on and on. Like a machine really. A walking talking machine, that ya know, just keeps going on and on. And on and on and on. I don't ever mind waiting for the point of whatever you're trying to say, cause I know that if I'm patient enough, you'll get to it. That is, after you go on and on and on with your incredibly amazing never ending stories that go on and on and on.

Sep-25-2006 11:05

I just want to say that it's FABULOUS to have Al Z here with us. He's a pretty sensitive guy, so it's nice to see him come out of his shell and chillaxing here, instead of at home drinking in the shower until he can't tell what's vodka and what's tears anymore.

Sep-25-2006 12:12

Of course, Crunch has a fine-tuned sense of what "FABULOUS" is. I hear he honed it from years on the road as a travelling fluffer for Siegfried and Roy.

Sep-25-2006 12:20

At the risk of opening myself up for this and also of hijacking the thread, I am wondering of Serges knows that "fluffer" has other meanings in the ..um..shall we say, "adult" film industry.

Sep-25-2006 12:51

Wow Trey Lin..I never knew you were an 'actress'...

Sep-25-2006 13:30

Such an assumption Marmalade!!!

One does hear things though, when one is out detecting...

Sep-25-2006 14:19

I'm glad Trey Lin was gracious enough to allow us but a glimpse into her encyclopedic knowledge of adult film jargon. It must have taken years of blood, sweat, and tears to learn so much about the business you call "show"...

Sep-25-2006 14:36

OK, that one hurt..

Well, Serges, just about as long as it took you to karaoke "I Will Survive" perfectly. It is a smashing hit in all the weddings in the Chicago area.

Sep-25-2006 21:29

Ooh even on vacation I have to get in on this one......

There are sooo many great people on this thread, I feel like I should compliment every one of them.

Trey Lin/Andrea is a fine actress. I once had the pleasure of working with her, and she was very neat and orderly, didn't make any mess for a lowly Production Assistant such as myself to scrub away the next morning, and ALWAYS memorized her two lines perfectly...very admirable.

Crunch, well, you know he is my idol. Anyone who can use his complete lack of social consciousness, humility, and general hygiene, and use it to educate others to the plight of perverted, angry, and completely misunderstood Canadians deserves my respect.

Speaking of respect, how amazing is it that someone of Al's stature deems it upon himself to converse with us lowly computer types.....I mean, hes a font of knowledge on all sorts of important topics....coin collecting, tupperware parties, and most importantly, male hookers and the wenches who love them.

Serges, anyone who has the guts to stand up in a room full of people and sing with THAT voice....well jeez, I am just floored that someone with your talent hasnt been snatched up yet.

And finally, Jack, well, there isnt much bad I can say about you, becuase you do indeed have god in your pants (you know, there is a lot of be said for faith, its all about believing what you can't see, right?)