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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-25-2006 03:26

Serges? Fo shizzle, he sings like an angel...don't all the new angels have a ferret in their throats?

*loves this because it's soooo 'Dynasty'*

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 03:30

You know the best thing about crunchpatty? I mean, aside from his avant garde philosophy on personal hygiene, his strong emotional attachment to all the small furry narrow animals of the world, and his perpetual sense of well-deserved humility?

I think it's his parking space. You know, the one next to the elementary school? You can't miss it. His windowless van is parked there every day at recess. That's a hot ride.

***I think I came up with this whole thread just to have a reason to say that***

Jack Hartman
Jack Hartman

Sep-25-2006 03:38

Ladies and gentlemen, please let it be known that my abundance of wit, charm, intelligence and good looks I owe to Serges, who, in all his generosity, has so graciously given me his share of each.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-25-2006 03:43

Serges...really, that's a lovely story, but you really need, please, to stop making up these elaborate yarns to explain away where your mom parks your house.

I ~for one~ have always been jealous of the freedom of your family's mobile lifestyle. That and your Lee (tm) Press-On tails. SECKSI!!!

*washes hisself with a soaped-up gerbil and waits for the back-burn*

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 03:46

wow... a two-fer ahead of me.

Well, I guess Jack and crunch have chosen to be kind to me, since I only have to make one phone call to "compliment" both of them.

I just wish I had remembered the phone number to the No-Records Motel and Specialty Adult Video Store.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-25-2006 03:50

Jack - it's only a 'party' line in the rhetorical sense. I don't care if you have to sell your bib, pay your own frickin bills.

Jack Hartman
Jack Hartman

Sep-25-2006 04:02

Before this gets out of hand, as my way of shaking hands and wishing the other competitors the best of luck before the event truly begins in earnest, I'd like to start by acknowledging some of the past achievements of my fellow competitors here, Serges and Crunch.

...I really would, but after several sleepless nights of extensive research and intense brainstorming, I fear I find myself entirely at a loss.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-25-2006 04:09

Ah, it's always nice to see my good friend Jack Hartman around these parts.

Did I ever tell you I knew his brother Phil?

He was a heck of a guy. Said he owed all the success in his life to you, Jack. I mean, all he could do was gush on and on about how you introduced him to his wife. He kept saying she was "crazy" about him, and it was all thanks to you, Jack.

Al Z
Al Z

Sep-25-2006 10:33

Man Serges, you really know how to talk man. You just go on and on and on and well, on and on and on, and ya know, on and on and on and on. Like a machine really. A walking talking machine, that ya know, just keeps going on and on. And on and on and on. I don't ever mind waiting for the point of whatever you're trying to say, cause I know that if I'm patient enough, you'll get to it. That is, after you go on and on and on with your incredibly amazing never ending stories that go on and on and on.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-25-2006 11:05

I just want to say that it's FABULOUS to have Al Z here with us. He's a pretty sensitive guy, so it's nice to see him come out of his shell and chillaxing here, instead of at home drinking in the shower until he can't tell what's vodka and what's tears anymore.

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