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Sep-21-2006 19:33

Here is a fun forum game from *cough* another online game I play. Here's how it works, post an insult, lie or jest about the person who posted in the thread before you did. I've seen people come up with some preety funny things, the sillier the better. I'll start to give an example, then feel free to sling your worst at me. :)

Apr-14-2007 00:59

^so pale he uses cream cheese as sunblock

Apr-14-2007 07:42

^so hairy that when he mows his grass wearing only a tank-top, the neighbor children yell, "Mr. Tumnus!"

Apr-14-2007 08:21

(that's eerily close to the truth)

^bought a wooden barbecue cause he's eco-champ like that

Apr-16-2007 06:52

^was shocked when his newest home business idea, Christopher Lowell Impersonations Inc., didn't skyrocket him to fame and success.

Apr-16-2007 08:45

^smells of fried tuna and liver with a pinch of garlic and worchester sauce.

Apr-18-2007 01:04

^threw a can of flaked tuna at Dakota Fanning

Apr-18-2007 17:07

^ Is desperately searching for a "Fish Food" scented Yankee Candle in order to, in his words, "set the mood".

Apr-19-2007 01:46

^Can't sleep if he's not snug as a bug in a rug buckled into a carseat (to set the mood)

Apr-19-2007 16:02

^watches re-runs of "What Not To Wear" every morning to get help selecting an age-appropriate outfit, then critiques the fashionistas at work with a jeweler's eye.

Apr-20-2007 00:34

^Got arrested for shoplifting salsa packets at Taco Bell