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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Apr-7-2016 18:12

Granted. But you lose the hearse due to speeding too much.

I wish that i could think of something to wish.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Apr-8-2016 00:26

All in a sudden it pops up in your head what you always wished for. But then you get a brain fart and the thought vanishes. It's like a dream you try to remember but that remains elusive. You bang your head against the wall and reluctantly accept this fate.

I wish I could make Donald Trump say anything I want for the remainder of his election campaign.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Apr-8-2016 11:31

Granted, but i appear in the event and suddenly remember the wish that i always wished for. Then i shout out loud: "EUREKA!". They only pay attention to me now. Then, i say: "What? I only said EUREKA!". They run after me for nearly making them deaf. At least, i stiil remember my wish... *brain fart* Oh no, not again.

I wish my brain would stop farting.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Apr-8-2016 11:35

This is when he begins talking things that you say to him. The first speech after he agrees.

But i still wish my brain would stop farting.

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Apr-8-2016 13:56

Your brain doesn't fart anymore but you develop a severe case of flatulence. Eating a bowl of chili now will simply make you explode.

I wish I would become a dictator of a small Latin-American country.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Apr-8-2016 15:58

You become the dictator of the Dominican Republic. But, the other Latin-American countries decide to help the Dominican Republic, by killing you. They bring a lot of soldiers, most from Argentina. The soldiers surround you in a small shed, and one shoots you with his AK-47. You die and is buried in the most poor graveyard of Latin America, and your grave is vandalized. At least, you will be remembered in history class in future Dominican Republic.

I wish i could get these fancy titles, like "Collector" and "Thespian".

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Apr-9-2016 22:05

Wish granted. Initially you would have been given the title Bibliophile. Somehow a mysterious typo occurred and changed it into Pedophile. It can't be removed from you bio page either.

I wish I was the proud owner of the Batmobile.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Apr-10-2016 07:14

* POOF! *

You are now the proud owner of the Batmobile. Unfortunately, every time you take it out for a spin, everyone assumes Batman is inside, so you are besieged and attacked by every villain in Gotham City. And since you didn't get the owner's manual with the car, you don't know how to use any of its handy-dandy gadgets, eventually going out in the car becomes too dangerous and you wish you had never come into possession of the car to begin with. Not to mention the cost to insure it...!

I wish my doggies could live as long as me.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Apr-10-2016 09:31

Granted, but you die before them. And they piss on your grave. For the next 5 years, before they die.

I wish Aladdin's Genius was real and that he served me.

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Apr-10-2016 13:14

The Genie is out of the bottle and ready to serve. His magic isn't what it used to be so every wish you make becomes corrupted. You decide it becomes too unpredictable to wish for anything anymore and Aladdin's lamp will only collect dust in your basement.

I wish I found the Holy Grail.

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