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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Apr-1-2016 23:19

*slaps McCoy on the head* You and your dirty little mind.

Okay, neither Ivanka or Chelsea can force a victory. The elections will have to be completely done over and thus lots of time and money get wasted. The whole nation knows you're the one behind this fiasco and you become Public Enemy No 1.

I wish planet earth would have zero gravity.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Apr-1-2016 23:23

That is a compound wish, and technically not legal.

HOWEVER, because that's how this wish master rolls...

*POOF*

Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton compete as nominees in the world's first mud wrestling match to determine who will be the next president of the United States. It is such a success worldwide, that the International League of World Leaders Mud Wrestling Association is created, and mud wrestling matches are held across the world annually to determine the leader of multiple countries across the world with exclusively female competitors. (Who wants to watch men mud wrestling, right?).

The result - women finally RULE THE WORLD!!!!

:)

I wish science would invent the cure for aging.


Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Apr-1-2016 23:25

Dammit, BadAss!

How did that happen?

You can't corrupt your own wish!

MOD! MOD!

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Apr-1-2016 23:33

I wish science would invent the cure for aging.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Apr-1-2016 23:37

Oh, hush you cry baby.

Shazaam. People do not grow older anymore. But since people still keep reproducing the population will grow to unseen numbers. After several decades the earth becomes a barren place to live. Overpopulated, polluted and shortage of all basic necessities. And they also got rid of the retirement age.

I wish all sharks would become toothless.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Apr-3-2016 09:03

All sharks become toothless, but this lets piranhas grow in popularity. When scientists research one dead piranha to know more about it now that it's more popular, it's exposed to radiation and it revives and becomes an Super-Piranha, killing the scientists. It mates with a lot of other piranhas, and it goes on, so, in 2019, a legion of Super-Piranhas attack the world. With the power of invisibility, the Super-Piranhas manage to destroy the world.

I wish Shell did not like to corrupt my wishes.

Sultry De Mon
Sultry De Mon
Con Artist

Apr-3-2016 10:46

By some miracle Shell loses interest in corrupting your wishes.
Suddenly you notice that all of your post say
"This reply has been deleted by a Moderator"
You promptly message her asking what is going on. She replies that she is bored now that she no longer has a desire to corrupt your wishes and has started a new game called delete Kent's posts. Being outraged you contact SS and demand he remove her mod privileges. He assures you he will talk to her about it, but there is little he can do about removing her mod status. That honor falls on Bens shoulders.
By the time Ben finally gets the message about Shells digressions, you have already quiet playing sleuth for 6 months and since Shell has not deleted anyone else's post just for fun, he let's her keep her mod status after a good tongue lashing about her behaviour.

I wish there was new sleuth noir content.



Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Apr-3-2016 13:14

A new feature is added to the game. Too bad though that during the implementation some bug got uploaded as well. Everybody's stats have been erased and all detectives have zero experience and no skills. It also turns out it's beyond repair.

I wish Cairo also had political factions.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Apr-3-2016 18:30

Sure, but their little jobs are almost impossible cases. And, the faction will kill suspects just for difficulting your way. And all townies are their contacts and help them to discover people that match evidences. Then, they focus on killing those people. And, if you quit or fail the case, they kill you and you have to create a new detective to play the game again.

I wish i would become an faction leader and never be passed by someone. Simplifying, faction leader for infinite time.

shell marple
shell marple
Con Artist

Apr-3-2016 20:05

You are now the faction leader of the Oompa-Loompas. They specialize in practical jokes as forms of torture, along with making up songs which they constantly sing. Seeing as you are not a true Oompa- Loompa, they play many of their jokes on you, as well as serenade you with song. Lucky you, for all time this is your fate.

I wish to be the person responsible for curing Alzheimer's.

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