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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Sep-12-2013 17:59

*Poof!* With exactly four striaght hours of sleep, you are ready to take on anything! Too bad your alarm clock is going insane. You wake up each morning with only 3 hours and 59 minutes worth of sleep which leaves you feeling dead on your feet.

I wish I had a personal assistant...

Sep-15-2013 11:39

You acquire a personal assistant. It's Paris Hilton.


I wish chocolate counted as a vegetable.

Oct-2-2013 01:24

Um, Cordelia. Chocolate comes from the cacao bean which IS a vegetable. Wanna try another or are you set on this one? ;0) L

Oct-18-2013 21:46

Poof on Cordelia!
Chocolate becomes a vegetable. You get healthier when you eat it.
Unfortunately, you just ruined Valentines Day by giving your sweetheart a box of vegetables. Your romance withers and you die alone.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

May-5-2014 16:22

You are given a pet dragon, unfortunately, he is a fire breathing dragon, and when he tries to lick you in the face he breathes on you. You can guess at the result. Roasted Cinnamon Bob!

I wish it wouldn't rain this week.

May-6-2014 18:26

It doesn't rain...this week. But it's Saturday, the week has ended, and now it's raining "next week."

May-6-2014 18:27

Genie, I wish you free and never had to grant any more wishes again.

Jun-19-2015 09:21

The genie is free. It's been 7 months and genie is still crashing on your couch and "looking for a new gig". He stays online all night and says he's "networking" and updatimg his resume but you notice the web browser history is mostly porn, buzzfeed, and craigslist ads for late model camaros. Genie no longer shaves or puts on pants in the morning. He just sits around in his boxers browsing the internet on your laptop and watching Netflix on your TV. The good news is that he finally finished every episode of "Breaking Bad" and is talking about going back to college and finishing that screenplay he started a few years back. Also, can you spot genie a fiver?

I wish my lawn would cut itself.

Aug-14-2015 10:17

Congratulations - you have won the first prize in the lottery. Namely, a one year free garden treatment from your local gardenere. However, when he shows up, and sees how big your lawn is, he packs everything up and drives away... shame eh?

I wish it wouldn't be so warm during the summer constantly

Aug-16-2015 02:31

I moved from Washington State to the Toronto area....lived there 16 years. Now I live :) on Vancouver Island....I wish it would rain. But that's not my deal here.......

I wish I could drive my truck accross the sound instead of going by ferry.